Best Hamsters Poems

When the sadness of her hamster
doesn't last
she lasts for just a couple years
and then her sadness became her eyes
that when the hamster died
she didn't know how about this
is different than her dreams
So then she must be very sad

(and now it's talking about the other one)

and...

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Anton was a Russian hamster
Alena of the same descent 
As for him there was no other
A feeling of mutual consent

In Moscow, is where they were reared
A pet store was where they were kept
One by one their friends disappeared
Tail first, which they came to accept

Then one...

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can faith truly heal
          redemption hypnotic zeal 
            never mind feels real 
  
Faith Healer Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Kai Michael Neumann 
 07/12/2020...

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I really want a hamster 
I’m sure you’ll want one too
They're usually made of fluff 
From what my mind says to me

You get a hamster 
It would be spinning, spinning, spinning
You watch it for many hours 
You’ll get dizzy, dizzy, dizzy

Hamsters love nibbling saucy fingers
Once...

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Onward steed! Warrior Hamster said with a snap.
The rooster stepped in doo-doo and yelled out “crap!”
Hamster did not care, he had heard bad language before.
It was part of how hamsters talk when they go to war....

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