Best Hairdos Poems

Attempting to smooth and comb my hair 
My fist shatters the mirror-- splintered and bear
It shows how much I despise my hairdos...

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Bertha wore her hair in a bun
So tight it made her eyes run
She did not care
For combing her hair
Nor did her mop-haired son...

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in the sixties they teased our hair
with a comb, they put rats in it
making it higher and higher
it could never be high enough or fluffy enough

Combing it out was a nightmare
because after they ratted it they sprayed it
with enough hair spray to choke six elephants
the...

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