Best Hackneyed Poems

She’s as pretty as a picture
And as quiet as a mouse.
He’s as blind as a bat
And as fat as a house.

She’s as stubborn as a mule
And as sly as a fox.
He’s as wise as an owl
And as strong as an ox.

She’s as skinny as a...

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“you know, 
if you put all that energy 
towards something productive,
then eventually 
i will ****
you.”...

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A hackneyed love,
now I know,
my heart's a treasure,
I say no more.

your eyes on the chequebook
like ice on a cake,
none you give but loads you take,
Dear you made it look grotesque.

act like a fool I did,
to please your evil deeds,
or more like sweating and bleeding,
a prisoner...

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