Best Grunt Poems

There once was a young man from Peru
Who ate a cactus plant he couldn't chew---
  With a grunt and a push
  It came out his tush---
In the ER, instead of the loo....

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The aging process is unstoppable
As we watch our youth slide by
Our heads try to tell us we’re younger
But, our bodies feel the lie

So it’s off to the gym to experience 
Some sweat, grunt, and grown
Hopefully with a bit of effort
I can get to look like...

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He comes to work in no such haste, 
And wishes he’s some other place; 
“Oh, I believe, ” he always say, 
“I’m overworked and underpaid! ”
Yet for every day that Heaven made, 
Still he shows up just the same.
After all, he needs the pay; 
The...

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