Best Grouse Poems
The Capercaillie
Most delightful wood grouse
Striding so graceful
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Grouse Courting
I watch the Grouse do their dance,
As each feather is enhanced,
Vane or down, they’re preened and cleaned.
Keeping them healthy and streamed.
At the tail’s base, an oil gland,
That makes the feathers dry and grand.
From barb to rachis, they’re beak nibbled;
For the courtship ritual.
Grampie Zach got bone saw breath,
he cut tight lips no slack
"All dung buggy complaints," his wrinkled hand pointedly sez,
“Take it to the
sphincter hole out back!”
That’s the true-true
Atillicus Z
blow an elephantine pair of grouse bagpipes
Buckaroos putting on airs
don’t like the breeze
They pig methane consume-y say:
“The Owe casino grin;
Ruskie rue wheel, big rig spin,
it only cow chip payout Soylent Green gripes”
Old Doc Z
got an O.R. vapor technique —
In a non- anesthesia tone,
Grampie surgically delivers cutting-edge critique,
as his laser beam eyes focus narrowly
on the derisive object of his oral dissection
“It’s dog-eat-dog days,
son-of-a-gun canniballistic ways
Splattered morsels of morals on the dinny tray,
toilet-washed dishes served skull platter nasty”
That’s the true-true
Aged Z
unleash a secret buzz flux of
electric flow exhalation
Pure spittle damnation!
Waving a leathery finger like a wand,
with Atlas energy,
towards the boo cloud above
Casting wizened, whited wisdom, he sez,
“Dark meat
only beg get yellow teeth love,
‘cuz plaque-y smiles be belly-aching needful
And bleating heart pleas
will yea, surly receive ivory cuspid merciful”
That’s the true-true
The character referenced in the first stanza of this poem is from a movie. Any PSouper who can guess the movie, I will read a poem of their choosing. Then I will write a poem in tribute of said poem.
— Romantic Warrior
The mouse was swallowed by a grouse,
Hawk had the grouse for dinner.
One gunshot blast, the hawk was dead,
the mouse walked out the winner.
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"The Quad City Spoils"
The QuadCity Spoils
Made there in ring debut at the Emerald Garden against fellow new comers
" The Spectacular" Rhiff Gibson and "Glamourous" Acadain Hussier.
Scouts had toughted The Spoils as great. Comparing them to the likes
of "Beachy" Enus and " The Heavyload" Byron McKay: The Fabulous
McKay Brothers of Texas. And comparable to Luin and Rhelmn
Flanker of the Flanker Brothers of New york. The QuadCity Spoils made there in ring debut in a specail fashion, duration 1:25 Spoiler One used a double
underhook to make three as a pinfall: out wresting Rhiff. They again saw
action in a sixman tag, teaming with Premium Pearler Peckston. The encounter
started as a maylay where referee Feaster Grissleson lossed control of the
action and took to the microphone to ask for help. Hot Wrestling president "Big
Drip" Mango-Mango Strosienburg interfered and deside to be in ring
referree. At fourteen: thrity six, Spoiler Twoused a Mutu's Grasp Clawhold
to make Dimwitt Dolly submit. They entered the ring to " Purpose" and
left the ring with " That ah Wrap" both bringing the crowd to a
applauding fremzy.
" Energetic and catchy tunes!
Smooth Smooth Grooves
Upbeat and dynamic
when the guitar and bass tickle
your fansy, the brass takes the feild
and the whoomps make
the lyrics combine.
Them QuadCity Spoils got it
goin on!"
The Kelp Seaworthy Report
Kelp Seaworthy reporting.
A grump and a grouse ran around town.
Griping and groaning, whining around.
So full of guff
We’d had enough.
Sent them to a circus to be happy clowns.
Much of what US Envoy said,
Had he been wise, would not have said,
For, boomerang-like back such words do head.
When it comes to ‘murder for hire’,
No nation than US scores higher.
It backs Canada’s claims at once
Based merely on ‘intelligence’
Not at all on hard evidence.
He even talked of (what pity!)
India’s accountability,
It’s like devil quoting scriptures,
And (holy grail), passing strictures!
When it comes to cloak and dagger business--
Out in public domain (though they’d never confess),
The world knows with much amusement
Of its dirty tricks department
That has shown more dagger than cloak,
(Such was in action a CIA bloke)
In dealing with targets world over,
And Fidel Castro, Cuban leader.
Too well known and blown in error
Be CIA’s comedy of terror.
A cigar poisoned with a toxin
That when lit, off would blow within,
A fungi-infested scuba suit,
Or poisoned conch shell under his foot,
But why, oh why those that reside
In glass houses, fail to abide
By some common sense as discretion goes,
I know not, nor know if heaven knows!
But Castro died by natural causes at ninety,
And CIA lives sans accountability.
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Happenings |26.10.2024| USA, satire
Poet’s note: We know of a cat that after killing scores of mice decides to go for a pilgrimage in penitence. The difference is that this US cat neither goes for pilgrimage nor is in penitence. World knows of their project codenamed Executive Action spanning eight US presidencies when CIA made no fewer than 638 bungled attempts to terminate the Cuban leader. The irony is: they still do not miss any opportunity to pontificate the world on what others should do. This piece wonders if they (living in a glass house) should throw any stones at others.
The Famous Grouse
It’s my favorite whiskey
Grouse flying on the hill
On the hill
Where I am living.