Best Grandmas Poems

Being just four ,that loud knock on the frosted, front glass door!
The fierce ringing of the handbell meant only one thing!
That Santa was here with toys, but we have first had to sing.
Then sit on the floor, each had questions to answer and more.

I was...

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Last night I dreamed Rhonda and I were so desperate for income that we either started or were hired by a grandma sex hotline.

I don't remember a lot of the dream but I remember taking one call, and I provided a narrative something like, "Well...

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My grandma's strawberry jelly i love to eat it and fill my belly. It's so sweet it will make you pucker o ya it is better then smucker's. She stayed up all day and night to make it just right so i could have some...

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There was a noble sadness hiding in her eyes.
She wears a smile, though elements of insecurities
Trembled in its corners...
Dignity and suffering, combating
for the control of her expression.
Hiding the battle scars of her life; 
Intending to leave one good portrait 
for her remembrance.

Alas! she has conquered...

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Beautiful land in the distance,
Heading there in consistence,
Mountains far but so close,
Leading us to a touch of prose.
Hear me for our worlds at peace,
Bend the map; make a crease.
Here we arrive,
After that 12 hour drive.
Colorado with family at heart,
At the table is where we’d start.
Cards...

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GRANDMA’S ROCKING CHAIR  Pt 1
 
Grandma sits in her rocking chair,
Wisps of silver in her hair.
She sits me on her voluptuous lap,
As tales of yore she does recap.
 
Id touch the whiskers on her chin,
“You’re growing a beard” I’d think with a grin
Her lavender...

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Grandma would rock in her chair,
as she shelled green beans,
telling me stories of old,
that kept my attention.

As I helped her with this
chore, I was amazed with
this wonderful sweet lady
and the wisdom she had.
She never attended a day
of school, but yet she had
all the answers.


Every time...

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Though still as loving, still as kind and gentle, still as beautiful as they were in days of yore…
today’s grandmas are a different breed than the grandmas who came before.

Although they still share some similarities…the love they freely give…that twinkle in their eye…
the ways we...

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This is dedicated to my precious granddaughter, Amiana Rose Love, as a gift for her 19th birthday.  Lots of Love!

Amiana in Grandma’s Eyes

This is a poem about Amiana
As seen in her grandma’s eyes
It’s one of her birthday wishes
Custom made to personalize
Well since I am...

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To be honest this year i'm broke,
You could laugh it's hilarious but seriously it's no joke, 
And everyone ask's do i have plans for christmas nope,
I'll probably sit around grandmas phone, play Yahtzee and crack jokes, 
In hopes she'd let me try her jumbo chocolate...

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Grandmas Snack

Grandmas long hair, nearly touching the ground
It's where my siblings gathered around
She'd give us hugs, hugs so tight
We would welcome them with great delight

On the porch we would sit
It was hard to be patient, I would admit
Do you want a banana, we would say...

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secrets in grandmas purse

There were hidden depths in Grandma Kates purse.
Children,  gathered close when she came to stay, hoping
 to partake of some strange or exotic tidbit.  Everyone tried 
to look nonchalant but were bursting to peer inside.

humbugs with creamy stripes
sen sen in...

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The rocking chair 
With grandmas loving care
The one that's so old I do declare
My how the generations just slip through the air
As each new little one makes its arrival known
They soon find themselves at grandmas home

With the rocking chair and grandmas loving care
Gifted to her...

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If you don't go with the flow,
Then they will kick you,
Out the do'.
If you work like you get no pay,
No one to you will say Hey.

If you work at your job,
As if you work for the Lord,
Even when others make it hard
In front of them...

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Christmas at Grandma’s
over the river and the thru the woods
it’s damn cold out here even with our hoods
the horse knows the way but he tends to sway
if he drops we won’t be getting away.

next year I will get a two horse sled
it’s not fun with...

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