Best Googly Poems

Superman
My superman
 He doesn't wear a long red cape or fly in the air
 he can't kill off evil villains with the power of a single glare
 But what he does have is rare and cannot be seen
 I can't see no wrong in him,...

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Mrs. Claus
Up and died 
She was tired

Santa looked 
Googly eyes
Twenty-fives

Santa wed
Died in bed
Really dead?  

I did syllable check and looked up lines one and nine. 
Mrs. has two syllables the way I pronounce it. I did a syllable checker online and it agrees. 
I...

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Unidentified extraterrestrial(s) willingly abducted me

As a divergence 
from the apocalyptical, dialectical, 
geomorphological, judgmatical, 
metaphorical, philosophical...,
I share an out of this 
(webbed wide) world,
light hearted anecdote 
ye may find far fetched.

Believe me you,
an unspecified number of years ago,
yours truly availed himself 
as an experimental subject,
and since...

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Russet sunset overpowering coolness of the day
Showing herself in reds and yellows, 
Streaking through October’s pumpkin patches

Straw scarecrows decorating autumn porches
With their stationary smiles and their googly eyes
Staring from fall displays of gourds and Indian corn

Banana bread and pumpkin bread smells
Wafting from the kitchen of...

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Playdays Nursery Rhyme

Your rainy play day comes to an end
Running and jumping in puddles with friends
Creating rain paintings – making mud pies
Wearing warm rain coats – boots with googly eyes.

Time for a “tubbie” to wash off the mud
Duckies and bubbles – rub-a-dub-dub
Wrap up in a...

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Meet Dorothy the donkey
she has a weird googly eye,
when she’s staring straight at you
you will either laugh or cry.

For you see, whenever she
seems to be gazing ahead,
her crazy googly eye is
looking to her side instead!

If you think she can't see you,
you forgot her googly eye;
hard...

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uncomfortableness, and hesitation arose that you might reassess a possibility for friendship or.... whatever with me.

A disappointment set in place in the event that based on some facet of my being (inexplicable flaws within this corporeal human male), forecast that an about face (booked on...

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I had always enjoyed playing cricket
Till one day I told them to stick it
I was in at the crease
And was brought to my knees
When a googly hit me, middle wicket...

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Am I the Assassin 
        or the Undertaker

                   For Palani 

         ...

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you made us unique
we’re grass seeds who want to speak
to show your art skills

you’re so creative
you made us grow on the head
of this goofy face

we saw your technique
 stocking filled with potting mix
 mold in small ball shape

with glued googly eyes
it is funny in your...

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On a warm, bright, sun-soaked golden dawn, 
a green, slimy, crawly worm woke up, 
eagerly burst out from his snug abode, 
opened tiny googly eyes, mesmerized!

He didn't know where his darling mother was!
He only knew his stomach was rumbling...
feeling hungry, started to crawl lazy,
and chew...

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I hope Inside this sorrow
It will give me strength to Love
Dark jewels In my weakness
Through rainbow colour mist galling dewdrops
Wishing a thousand miles away dreaming

In the sorrow of a grieving heart
Beaten down with sorrow and despair
Darkness dispells the light of my Love
The Angels' tears fall...

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   Unquotable quotes – II

Spare the rod and knife the wife.
Empty drums make the most deaf wise.
Penny wise Pound English.
The Polyester Stomper heals the vain woman’s heel.  
Eat what you can but can what doctors ban.
Let the water tap run but drain...

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Two googly eyes and baby teeth
“I need them,” said Wizard O’ Keefe
They’ll help me make a spell
To create a fart smell
And upset our stepfather Keith!
...

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no doubt sympathetic poured in exceeding a ton
sans the reverberations from the supposed terroristic act doth stun
although neither a native bostonian son nor one who opts to run
my track record racks up with any manner of pun
yet only tears for deadly explosions 
 and incalculable...

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