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Best Golf Course Poems


Is There a Golf Course In Heaven
Is the a golf course in heaven
O'lord of mine. 
I have Cheated 
I have lied 
I have killed
I have steal
I have made people sad 
I have made people mad.
But I just want to know one thing before I go.
Is the a golf course in heaven?...

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Categories: golf course, golf,
Form: Free verse
A Day On the Golf Course
He excitedly grabbed his bag of clubs,
 He drove to the course that day.
 He had no qualms about not going to work
 He merely wanted to play.
 
He briskly walked to tee number one,
 He smartly teed the ball.
 He swung his driver with...

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Categories: golf course, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Not On Golf Course
Not On Golf Course

If his performance was both perfect and pleasing
And days of his long life were continually increasing
How much better could he possibly, really be
Once mind and sex from body have been set free?

Regardless of when you ever want to start winning
In everything will...

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Categories: golf course, humorous,
Form: Couplet

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Premium Member Fritz Buys a Golf Course
Fritz had always dreamed of owning some land
After the army, he'd buy some, as planned
  But Fritz served near Iran
  And green grass there was banned
Fool bought a golf course ~ but only the sand...

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Categories: golf course, dream, golf, silly,
Form: Limerick
Golf Course
Sounder of pigs
ruined golf course
coming to you...

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Categories: golf course, animal,
Form: Haiku
Played On a Golf Course
Played On a Golf Course

played on a golf course
instead of being a horse
living in remorse

Jim Horn...

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Categories: golf course, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku



Premium Member Tiger Woods
  Tiger,Tiger with no remorse,"One of the great "Kings of The Golf Course"."Tiger,Tiger,with pigment in your skin with a destiny to win,and win never to give up or bend,until you win again,and again,and again! Sometimes there is no end!  Tiger Woods has reached...

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Categories: golf course, 12th grade, 1st grade,
Form: Ballad
Coyote Call
Both Zane and I
            stood, rigid with terror,
        in a desolate area
               ...

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Categories: golf course, 8th grade, animal, anxiety,
Form: Free verse

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