Best Golf Course Poems
Is the a golf course in heaven
O'lord of mine.
I have Cheated
I have lied
I have killed
I have steal
I have made people sad
I have made people mad.
But I just want to know one thing before I go.
Is the a golf course in heaven?
He excitedly grabbed his bag of clubs,
He drove to the course that day.
He had no qualms about not going to work
He merely wanted to play.
He briskly walked to tee number one,
He smartly teed the ball.
He swung his driver with gusto immense
He never saw it off the tee fall.
After time he realized to his dismay
The ball lay right by the tee.
He never did completely understand
Why the ball did not speedily flee.
After quickly replacing the misplaced ball
He gave it a hearty blow.
He watched it slice off into the rough
Where he never intended it to go.
This first hole ended with strokes very high
It actually was only the first.
It made him soon begin to think
He probably should have better rehearsed.
In actuality he should have at work stayed
And completed those unfinished tasks.
He probably will this message convey
In case anyone ever asks.
Not On Golf Course
If his performance was both perfect and pleasing
And days of his long life were continually increasing
How much better could he possibly, really be
Once mind and sex from body have been set free?
Regardless of when you ever want to start winning
In everything will be a start as well as a beginning
So in poetry writing and performance set a pace
And think of all the new challenges you must face.
God gave me what I needed for my every effort
Along with comforting others when they are hurt
Use my poems as example of something worth seeing
But not on golf course when off you are teeing.
Jonathan Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran
Fritz had always dreamed of owning some land
After the army, he'd buy some, as planned
But Fritz served near Iran
And green grass there was banned
Fool bought a golf course ~ but only the sand
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Sounder of pigs
ruined golf course
coming to you
Played On a Golf Course
played on a golf course
instead of being a horse
living in remorse
Jim Horn
Both Zane and I
stood, rigid with terror,
in a desolate area
of the old golf course.
My dad,
Who was emitting a
siren song for the
same rabid beasts that
killed my rabbit,
reveled in the moment’s hilarity.