Best Goats Poems

Once a little goat with a small horn,
Wanted to become a unicorn,
She wished and she wished every night
And prayed and prayed, it might
Come true, I want to wish on a star,
So the next night they saw one far,
But although so bright
Gave off little light.
Look mummy...

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I once read a myth about
a giant goat that ate the moon,
I don’t expect that this possibility
will happen any time too soon.

The technology necessary to get a goat
launched into outer space,
Has never been a priority
among the Capra aegagrus hircian race.

It seems that their scientists have...

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Goats... 

They are funny creatures, little goats. 
They make you laugh, 
when the world 
is not funny. 
They know how to have fun, 
in the sun... 
of every
day.

We should learn more from animals. 
They are better at living their lives, 
then we are. 
They know...

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"Separate sheep from goats," was the order he barked at me.
Goats are mean spirited creatures. That much I could see.
Sheep are similar in color but with coats of a different density,
so I grabbed a handful of wool and set the gentle animals free.

Human characteristics can...

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There was a man from Gloat
He snuck behind a goat
He had a bit of pot
Flanked the animals blind spot
Roger rammed it up to it’s throat...

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Babysitting bloody goats,


Babysitting bloody goats,
Baaaa baaaa twinkletoes has notes,
Trying to get some bloody sleep,
Sounds like a rabid rancid sheep,
 a lonesome goat, you know it,
wheres that bloody clive a sitting,
climbing screen doors, its not quiting,
Sue heard one on the ole tin roof,
twinkle toes tap tap...

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Teetering mountain goats
balance precariously on 
narrow ledges of loose shale......

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The shore breeze rose familiar tang of the sea
Blue touring car , top down , rolling past palms
Brilliant white suit and panama  hat . Car toots!
Enjoying company sharing fine wine and pasta
Radiating high energy and a warm  personality
She felt the warmth of his...

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Escape Goats



Just good old' kids,
Never meaning any harm,
Been in trouble since they were born.

Straightening' the corners,
Flattening' the curbs and crushing pebbles.
Someday the hills might get them, but the law never will.

Making their way,
The only way they can,
Which is a little more than the law allows.

Just...

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We laud the sports G. O. A. T. ‘s,
the “Greatest of all Time” who please
    us fans with their skills.
    We crave those great thrills.
Each chance to support them, we seize.

Of special goats, you might have heard,
deemed royal by...

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HayleeDale—she is a magical deck of cards. 
If she came with directions that would have been helpful.
But she did not—It is ok--I got her figured out.
I knew when I met her, she would be with me always.
We have played Clue and love Family Feud. 
We...

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The alarm shouted on my ear
The day is six thirty a.m young so is the air

I prostrate twiceand pray
To God to make me a predator and not a prey

I dust the house and mob the floor
Wash the plates as there is no flaw

I fed the...

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The red shift I saw in you,
A warm hearted coffee on the brew,
The change had just begun,
And with the sound of the gun,
Everybody starts to run,
The gun asking to forgive,
Because it made us believe,
That it is the sound of start!
That is what splits us apart
Why...

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A disastrous sunflower,
Poe is hour after hour
now studied the way a murder is
by Alfred Hitchcock or Sherlock Holmes
long-lived even in death, 
he suffers in hell 
through our eyes on the page
and our ears thereafter....

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Gobble 

Gobble gobble, 
that's what they say, 
nearly every day... 
I go out to greet them. 
I go out to meet them. 
I go out to feed them, 
I need them, 
as they make me laugh. 

They are clumsy they are klutzy, 
they are ballerinas...

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