Best Go Through The Roof Poems
The Jaffa Cake ControversyPart 1 - Unforgiveable
Beyond all rhyme and reason
Utterly beyond the pale
To be denounced in any season
A complete and utter FAIL
Eleven million watched in awe
Some driven to rage and shock
So many scarred by what they saw
But you can't turn back the clock
'Twas the graceless act of...
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Categories:
go through the roof, food,
Form:
Rhyme
Just Another ClicheOnly time will tell the outcome of this rhyme,
Whether it will succeed in the nick of time.
So better safe than sorry, as they say,
A good beginning makes a good ending, I pray.
I’ll write a little bit of this and a little bit of that,
All...
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Categories:
go through the roof, humorous, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Fine, WhateverWho do you think you are?
I said it so many times to my old friend
too many times
until I said it loudly one last time
and that was the end
I had enough- and banged down the phone
outside the birds were singing so sweetly
and the wind...
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Categories:
go through the roof, anger, friend, humor,
Form:
Narrative
Sun You Are a Real StarLying here in early evening light
the sun’s going down behind it’s cloud
it’s power being evident throughout day
effective rays showed before it bowed
Through the daytime hours so great
makes one melt under it’s shade
it’s so powerfully hot for one to bare
too much of it will make one...
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Categories:
go through the roof, holiday, summer, sunshine,
Form:
Rhyme
Anyone GameAnyone Game? The Mini Reeses Cup Mystery
Yes, it surely did boggle our minds!
And at first, only I had seen it...
but I knew to speak out was a must!
Some big trouble he's going to face
if for sure he did eat them all up!
for his...
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Categories:
go through the roof, humor,
Form:
Verse
Alright beaut?"Alright beaut?"
The landlady said
As she poured a fresh pint
Of Ale for our Fred
"Hangin" said Fred
As he supped at his beer
"I been working all week
Restoring that pier"
Nice little earner
For someone, you see
Brings all the punters
Down to the sea
Property prices
Will go through the roof
But...
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Categories:
go through the roof, fun,
Form:
Rhyme