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Do You Speak Jackanese

Well goodness gracious, by gar and by gum
Jackanese is a language quite foreign to some
It's basically simple
Here's the principle
Be a “nihilarian” while sitting down on your bum


© Jack Ellison 2015





“nihilarian” - a person who deals with things lacking importance

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Laura Breidenthal

Date: 5/1/2015 6:25:00 AM

I enjoy your pieces so so so much. This one's awesome and hilarious. Teach me Jackanese, dear poet! My life is too complex! Always, Laura

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/1/2015 6:54:00 AM

You first class starts tooty sweet! LOL Love, Jack xxx

Funom Makama

Date: 4/28/2015 9:09:00 AM

Reading through your words gives a majestic result of creating expectations and at the same time meeting them. This is awesome considering the feat achieved in a few lines. Great write friend and please keep on letting your heart speak for us to learn and enjoy. A def 7

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/28/2015 9:12:00 AM

Your comments are always so eloquently written! You amaze me, my friend! Thank you! Good wishes - Jack

Honestly J.T.

Date: 4/28/2015 4:31:00 AM

They might speak jackanese in Whoville. Good poem -J.T.

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/28/2015 5:57:00 AM

HA! There's a good possibility! Thanks J.T. for your recent visits... they are very much appreciated! Jack

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 4/27/2015 6:14:00 PM

G'day young Jack... I'm not sure if I'd like to live where everybody speaks Jackanese due to my ignorance, although it would be a happy place for sure - Lindsay

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/27/2015 7:18:00 PM

Aw it's easy to learn... just think silly!!! Hope you're having a good day so far!!! Cheers, Jack

Jan Allison

Date: 4/27/2015 4:19:00 PM

Made me giggle jack:-) Hugs jan xx glad you speak Jackanese i speak fluent English and gibberish:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/27/2015 5:05:00 PM

I speak fluent Jackanese, some English, and a wee bit of French! That would make me trilingual... yeehaw!!! Hugs, Jack xxx

Poesy Relish

Date: 4/27/2015 1:42:00 PM

I would like to try that some time .. lol... Hope you are doing well Jack...

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/27/2015 3:38:00 PM

So great to hear from you, sweet poesy! I'm well... hope you are too! Huggs, Jack xxx

Kp Nunez

Date: 4/27/2015 12:33:00 PM

LOL!

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/27/2015 3:36:00 PM

Aha! So you know Jackanese! I knew it coz you is a smart wee cookie! Loving huggs, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman

Date: 4/27/2015 8:33:00 AM

WHAT? Limmericks aren't important?... What ever gave you that idea?... Shame on you Jack! But I'll cut you some slack... For obviously, you can't see the forest for the trees... At least not like little ol' me... Surely you know their important! Geez!

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/27/2015 3:34:00 PM

Well they don't exactly take top priority! LOL xxx