Best Gandalf Poems

Or Bored With The Rings

Carved into a tree in Mirkwood:
Watch out for Treebeard, girls. He's fast!

On a restroom wall in the Shire:
Hoo boy! that Bilbo Baggins,
I'm so tired of His Naggins.

 
Scribbled on the pink walls of a Mordor Pissoir in black ichor:
Sauron sucks Galadriel's...

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I frolic in the fields of fiction,
Since the real world isn't my ideal depiction.
Sweep me away to a far off land,
Let me embrace an elf maidens shimmering hand.

Have dragons fall before my sword,
Make armies bow before my horde.
Allow me to chase down my shadow to...

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Gandalf, my parrot
   Your babble is ludicrous 
      Please SHUT THE HELL UP!


* Written for my beloved African grey parrot, Gandalf.
Has an incredibly huge vocab- but will never stay quiet!

A. Green...

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There is a man and there are worms,
We are the worms my brethren,
Beautiful and perverse, wicked and evil, depraved and unjust,
Good and righteous and wonderful, we are the worms.
There is a man my brethren, Paul Maudib, Gandalf the Wizard, Beowulf, who was a Power.
He was...

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Behold the pulchritude overhead exalts to about a spread. 

It is o full swift which greatly outstrips thunder and gale added, 

Yet ocular to sigh from more than a score of hillocks afar. 

It is yet not as harefooted as my head can proceed thinking,...

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Red of cherry that I wear on my lips-

how on his chest, they sketch similes

I read them, find metaphors hidden and realize it’s a poem..

a heart grows inside me then- I myself turn into yet another poem.

last night, he wrote poem on me- all over...

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Hobbits sought refuge in the great house
of their creator Tolkien.
Within a unicorn played with a mouse;
outside the fog gave way to rain.

While hobbits scurried to prepare a feast,
a fence on the beach gave way.
But in Tolkien’s walls merriment never ceased
and Gandalf had little to say.

For...

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They were a battle-hardened Race
Due to the ire of a dragon they were displaced
With a boom thunderous and loud
At the Gate, it knocked while they stood proud

The Dragon took their home away
Many a Dwarf we lost on that day
As he looked to the ridge for...

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The world can
be a sorry place to live in
Fed up with traffic, pollution, crime?
Then head to a land you may have heard of
There you can take delight
in elvish singing 
beneath the starry, summer sky
Gaze upon the work of
the dwarves - those masters of stone and...

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Deeply they dig
Delving into the hearts 
   of mountains
  Masters of stone
They create underground 
       palaces
   Slowly chipping away
at rocks
  They enhance the beauty 
    of the natural world
They can...

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A dark power rises 
    from the bowels of the earth
Breathing fire and
    brimstone 
A battle which takes place
   deep in the earth
Results in a magical
   transformation
There are numerous trials
   which take place...

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They stopped for a rest upon leaving the dark mines of Moria
A mist of foam surrounded the weary company
Faint runes marked the stone standing behind them
Ruined works of stone were all that remained of the dwarves ancient homeland
Gimli, stout descendant of Durin could not pass...

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We used to like Yoda 
we used to like Gandalf
we used to like The Power Rangers 
but now we just like Golf

remember days with Pog cards
they were flipping bad 
mornings with your rock hard 
and now we're going mad 

Back when we were young
all was...

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On horses 
      horses as 
swift as
    the wind
    the Rohirrim 
ride them into 
battle
       They are 
bold men 
        ...

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.I wish it need not have happened in my
time said Frodo.'
So do I Gandalf answered'  And so do all who live to see such times, but that
Is not for them to decide.' All we have to do is decide what to do with the...

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