Best Furs Poems

I have a wife and I've had enough of her.
She really hates people who wear furs.
She receives much criticism and complaints.
She always covers people's furs with paint.
She constantly gets arrested and goes to jail.
I'm sick of having to come up with the bail.
She threw paint...

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Playing with Magnet
It's my habit
My pen always has a magnet
Sticking to it's pocket

Through the woods I run
Having so much fun
My buddy magnet
Not leaving my side

Catching all the iron fur
As a feed
To my magnet sheep
Iron furs don't leap

At the end of the day
They sleep on hay
I...

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