Best Frizzed Poems

Come join the unraveling circus
quite soon to be passing our way,
with the clowns in a clamor to twerk us -
line up as they lead us astray!

Arriving, the elephant trumpets
agendas of aberrant acts
while the donkeys drool, dunking their crumpets
and twirlers spin, twisting the facts.
 
The big...

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Just like cleaning the kitchen floor,
The school convention was such a bore
Dire Straits flyers preoccupied the walls,
As pompous cheerleaders strutted the halls
Rosie Garcia such pretentious feign,
Was once a friend but never again
An island girl who came from Saint Kitts
Her favorite snack was cheesy tid-bits
Throughout her...

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Carcasses embroil crystal;
                                     On a cruise ship from Hawaii;
...

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POLAR BEAR

BURR! AHH frozen, frizzed sharp cold air;
Perfect climate for the polar, polar bear;
O' pure white bear;
No one cares;
Now you're vulnerable;
To all mankind, tho!
O' great polar bear;
With your thicken, massive amount of white fur;
No one knows on a frozen mountain;
You can about just count them;
Close...

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I met a girl who was like free
verse. Nothing good to see - 
Hair frizzed up static; couldn't be
worse. Sung worser than a turkey
but her goodness nearly made me
burst.

I met a girl who was like rhyming 
verse and she didn't make no 
nothing sense because...

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Every Spring there’s a battle cry 
from deep within the South;
It raises the hair of millions for miles;
Tempers rise and just continue to climb 
brushes try as styles explode mid motion;
Nothing can stop the impending siege;

Wild curls wage war with humidity;

Summer follows suit bringing sweat...

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Beyond



I shall die in bluejeans
And have nails as red as hell and 
Be all frizzed and unkempt.
I shall look plain with a plain face and
My tennis shoes will travel me far and fast.
My eyes will see what I've never had a chance to see.
My mind...

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I was once so fond
Of the gray-streaked
Locks cascading
Down her frail back,
Growing so long
In her dying days.

I visited her every day
In the hospital.
The sterile background,
White linen,
And dingy food tray,
Dietary supplements
And nurses’ reminders.

After school,
I braided her hair,
Fingertips brushing
Scalp, climbing up
And down the rope,
Fashioning frizzed
Ends into plaits.

Its soft...

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Costuming Halloween

Masque my visage fast!
…So my eyes bulge out, drunken red, and give me
    purpled, hairy lips and cheeks to complete 
My bloodcurdling look — Yikes!
So scary…Not sweet!
So chilling that Halloween’s 
Gross memories of seeing me will not be beat!

Then, when I...

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BAD MOORAH-FRANK
Now Bad-Moorah-Frank he weren't a yank
He was Canadiannnnnn.
He didn't like the burglar Hank.
He'd stuff him up again!
Old Hank arrived at quarter to 5.
With jimmy bar and bag...
He sidled up to a window Clive
And stopped to have a ***....:)
He didn't see the electric wire
A pulsing...

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I am alone so alone my heart is born
Birth in solitude
My heart is misguided
I am slighted
So alone, all alone
My heart is alone
So exciting, so inviting
Unlike it's just the way the snow falls
Birth in solitude
My rain is misguided
Frozen water slighted
So alone, all alone snow 
My heart...

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I weather forecast
I feel the frizzed cold-wave
it'll be minus 30 degrees

5/30/18
written by James Edward Lee Sr.
©2018...

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You’ve heard it said a dog’s mug 
often resembles his or her owner’s? 
I for one have no reason to doubt it.
Why, just the other day while walking
my dog, I passed a lady of fine breeding
walking her poodle, its hair frizzed
and dyed to match her...

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Not as great as I hoped the inventor said
Strong coffee laxative went to his head
His hair frizzed up like Einstein’s crazy mop.
I think I shall drink this to the very last drop

Your face said you did not like it said his wife.
Apparently, she did not...

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Soft rain had blurred the lines
Softened the edges
Frizzed the sharpness
Of artistic angst

Smiles drooped,
fingers grew thinner,
somehow reaching out.

The eyes caught the raindrops
Blinked them into dappled blues
Noses spread in humor's humidity
Glasses sliding from their tips

They would all leave
Float away on a
Chalky rainbow river

Leaving us to wonder
Where do...

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