Best Foo Poems
Below are the all-time best Foo poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of foo poems written by PoetrySoup members
Twang Toot Fing FooTwang toot Fing Foo
Jingle jingle rattle boo
Tiger Tiger splash, squish
Skycrapper’s crashing swish
Wretched retches snorting snuck
Timtimbuctoo’s belching buck
Whoosh whoosh Winnie Treetree murmur
Croaking frogie's hiss hiss...
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Categories:
foo, onomatopoeia,
Form:
Rhyme
Cowboy Toe-FooI think that I shall never see
A cowboy that eats toe-foo—
Sech a dern thang jest could not be
In this ol’ bunkhouse crew!
Real men eats beef...
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Categories:
cowboy-western, food, funny, social,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
Impossible Mission To Sleep On Opposite Side of Marital BedImpossible mission to sleep on opposite side of marital bed...
Oddly enough even
when frolicking in the autumn mist
with seasoned super tramping
cheaply tricked out goo...
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Categories:
foo, adventure, anxiety, appreciation, betrayal,
Form:
Rhyme
Ordinary HeroThere goes my hero, he’s ordinary,
like in the Foo Fighters song
Carries no airs or graces,
makes me feel like I belong
A family...
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Categories:
foo, allusion, hero, people,
Form:
Rhyme
Kanga's Cheatin' Was His Unseatin'Old Inky dinky parlay voo
Had a race with a green kangaroo
They stood side by side
Inky’s laces got tied
By jingo it caused a foo doo
Poor Inky...
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Categories:
foo, fantasy, humorous, race, word
Form:
Limerick
Unidentified Extraterrestrials Willingly Abducted MeUnidentified extraterrestrial(s) willingly abducted me
As a divergence
from the apocalyptical, dialectical,
geomorphological, judgmatical,
metaphorical, philosophical...,
I share an out of this
(webbed wide) world,
light hearted anecdote...
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Categories:
foo, absence, adventure, august, blessing,
Form:
Free verse
April's Babbling Foolishness(Created using the bAbBlE sentence generator, various text excerpts, and a minuscule bit of human editing.)
And she smells good without keeping all ...
Beef, sitting...
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Categories:
art, computer, crazy, food,
Form:
Prose
Spiritedly Distilling Social GracesPuberty set off affright
seeding decades long
terrestrial space flight
freighted existential blight,
wherefore from that
attempt to live airtight
many scores yesternight
ago, I barely (except
...
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Categories:
foo, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Free verse
BoovilleLong ago in Booville lived a Doo
Doo had a friend named Rue-Foo
Rue-Foo was obsessed with candy
But he was never handy
Then Rue-Foo found a mooing Phu-boo...
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Categories:
foo, animal, art, candy, character,
Form:
Limerick
Scent of a Woman, Scent of a Man, Bawdy and Poop Warning - Now a CollaborationFolk purchase this celeb’s new candle
It’s something my brain cannot handle
‘Smells like my v’gina’
Could give folk angina
This fragrance has caused quite...
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Categories:
foo, humorous, senses, wind,
Form:
Limerick
Oh, My Faking EetMy foor peet were baking bo sadly.
Irk wended, and home I glushed radly.
I clopped down on the fouch.
I was such a green mouch,
just...
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Categories:
foo, humor, pain, word play,
Form:
Limerick
DespairLike a tumbleweed aimlessly blowing in the wind
across infinitely open and wide prairie home companion land
(which wasteland famously epitomized by T.S. Elliot)
a barren vista ravages...
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Categories:
foo, angst, anxiety, conflict, crush,
Form:
Elegy
Zippelly, Zappely ZaleDiddely, dappened doo –
birdies, black and blue!
Hiddely, happily hare,
gorilla’s, gophers glare!
Frappelly, frippin foo,
larks, and leopards loo.
Giddily, gaddelly, goo –
grasshoppers, gnat’s gnu’s!
Trippaley, trickelly tee –
birdies, bears...
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Categories:
foo, family, children, funny, inspirational,
Form:
Rhyme
The Hen HouseCooped within ancient bodies, this inhabitant
dwells amongst an elder net
of crabby, crotchety, curmudgeonly claque
of old folks, only a portion of population I...
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Categories:
foo, care, class, environment, farewell,
Form:
Elegiac Lyric
Time and Tide Wait For No ManOr Woman, Or Child, Or...
The following elucidated
conjecture actually can
(reed best) be taken with a grain
of...
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Categories:
foo, 11th grade, 7th grade,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme