Best Foo Poems
Twang toot Fing Foo
Jingle jingle rattle boo
Tiger Tiger splash, squish
Skycrapper’s crashing swish
Wretched retches snorting snuck
Timtimbuctoo’s belching buck
Whoosh whoosh Winnie Treetree murmur
Croaking frogie's hiss hiss charmer
Punipuni giggles growling grunt
Oink oink words' trilling witchhunt
I think that I shall never see
A cowboy that eats toe-foo—
Sech a dern thang jest could not be
In this ol’ bunkhouse crew!
Real men eats beef an’ pork an’ beans—
And all thangs within their reach—
Us real cowpokes drink coffee black—
Turn noses up at quiche!
Veggies should stay in ranch gardens—
These lips will taste no yogurt!
Good stew and biscuits make amends—
Seaweed makes bellies hurt!
Give us jerky or give us death—
Give us beans till we’re all blue—
But with all your strength and your breath—
Don’ serve us no toe-foo!
Kukung Foo was caught in a coup
Ended up at the jail of Zoo
Monkey bored him stiff
Donkey was a piff
He had many trials to go through
© RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY
20 December 2014
There was a bandit – Catchy Kachang Foo
He was a granddad of Mo Machang Hoo
Both went to India
With grand mom Cynthia
And made out like a bandit-selling shoe
whoomp, whoomp whoomp!
e'er night like dis
and I do love you
cause we special togetta
me and you we like
diamonds and gold
like sweet nectar and kisses
we just right for each otta
I mean love
real love
the kinda love yo bouis get jealous of
then they get all involed in yo business
and cause ya'll to depart
than ya'll get back tugetta and she breaks yo heart
I mean than ya'll get o'er it and than they come back again
acting like they neeeed you
try'na be yo friend
I luv my gul
and she know that right
I buy her candy and shrimps and steaks
sho' ya right
ripple and wine patches
that fooreel dough stuff
we smoke fatty cigars
and drink that aqua stuff
sparkling wine and my misses
towel laid on the ground
sunning in the evening
kiss when know one's around
I gonna marry dat gal
I gonna speak I do to the preacher
me and my girl
a ful length feature
If it takes fancy language
to make your eyes delight
you may not want to read this
or hey, maybe you might! ?
I don't use words like ''Fabulous! ''
or ''That's simply divine! ''
I might say ''Hey, I like that! ''
or ''Wow, now that is FINE! ''
You'll never see a ''Thou'' here
and you'll never spot a ''Thee''
I can't pronounce the big words.
They're not my cup of tea!
I may say ''What the heck was that? ''
or ''Woohoo! I feel good! ''
I see no sense in ''foo-foo'' words
if they're not understood.
they drilled holes
and made long whining tunnels beneath
the surface.
they gathered all the plastics they could from around the world.
when they installed the fans in the tunnel
i still couldn't understand what this new way of
recycling meant to a world that
need to learn new things.
they burned and melted plastic in the hole
the smoke would be forced to a tunnel by
way of fans, the smoke would be mixed with calcium and magnesium
to create a stone material.
once the plastic stones were cooled
sonme would be pulverized to make material
that could be used to create a plasticky type of cement.
the world might welcome these new processes
to create new types of stones that
can be made into large sheets
and used to create cheap new homes, that are stone and fabricated for
being used.
Fragile Shih tzu pup.
Such large black eyes and thick coat of hair.
Playful in your special pen.
Little boys, oh you little boys, walking by.
Waving your sticks.
Jabbing playfully, laughing.
I stand at my window
and know that I was never so thoughtless.
Never so painfully mean.
The damage inflicted before I observed,
when discovered,
impressed tearful sorrow within me.
She was erratic.
Trembling, scared, with her eyes clouded over.
Blind little Shih tzu puppy.
She was never anything but a joy and she was put to sleep.
© Mar 10 2010 Charles Henderson
2 TABLESPOONS OF CUMIN
1/4 CUP OF SOY SAUCE
2 TABLESPOONS OF PAPPRIKA
1/4 CUP OF CAYEENE
3 TABLESPOONS OF THYME
3 TABLESPOONS OF ROSEMARY
1/4 CUP OF GINGER ROOT
1 CUP OF DICED ONIONS
3/4 CUP OF DICED GREEN PEPPERS
1/2 CUP OF CHOPPED GARLIC
2 CUPS OF DARKBROWN SUGAR
1 CUP OF CHOPPED CILANTRO
3 CUPS OF LIME JUICE
2 CUPS OF FISH STOCK
2 CUP OF EXTRA DRY GIN
3 CUPS OF PINEAPPLE JUICE
1 CUP OF LIQUID SMOKE
12 SLICES OF PINEAPPLE
IN A 5 GALLON BUCKET, MIX THESE INGREDEINTS, ADD ONE BUTTERFLIED
FRESH PORK HAM, MARANDAED OVERNIGHT. TURN TWICE COATING ALL SIDES. PLACE PINEAPPLE OVER THE PORK ( LARGE BAKING PAN)
ROAST ON LOW FOR ABOUT 3 AND A HALF HOURS...
BAKE WITH SWEET POTATAOES, ALLOWING THE PORK TO COOK THROUGH.
WHITE CHEDDAR AND ROASTED GARLIC MASHED POTATOES OR SOME ROASTED YUCCA ROOT WILL MAKE THEM HUSSIES INTO GLAMOROUS LOVERS. SMILING LIKE THEY OWE YOU SUMTHANG!
Bite a funny
Fill your tummy
Find word fun
Try a pun
Shed your yokes
Grab some jokes
Free bee honey
Tastes so yummy
You do foo-foo
Tell a loo loo
the womans sista took exception to what was happening
and wanted in on the deal.
" thats my Daddie Dough,"
ya'll gonna get me sum-of-dat money"
I got a secret formula too, and ya'll need mine
to get where ya'll wanna be.
her daddies recipe
7 cups of rised yeast dough
in a sauce pan add 1 cup of pureed raisins
1/4 cup of butter
1/4 cup of chopped fine almonds
1/4 molassas
3 tablespoons of vinegar
mix well and allow to rise.
that's how my Daddie made those
wonderful loaves
that my formula too, I won-summa-dat money!"
amiss the dark night
the diamond starts to glare
people stop in amazement
to look and gaze and stare
beautiful the diamond
as time passes by
glimpse
of forever
the beautiful diamonds
in the sky!
love light the night
to have us dance the night away
to sing in the night
while the beautiful music play's
drink wines and to be drunk
to love like passions ends
to make love til the dawn
as the new day begins
you can handle that
you know what it is
ya'll know what
I'm talking bout
acting as if
Cause I know whats going on
somebody been untrue to you
ruined everything
spreading gossip
unraveling everything
that you knew
if he didn't look twice
he wouldn't have seen her ring
didn't know she was with someone else
that's what's started everything
not my wife the fella said
and the brawl beganned
fooling round
with the the Missus
got everyone involved
aint nothing cheap
when you budgeting
and frugal as we are
why he coming round here
trouble making
never leave me
never forsake me
never let me go
I do love you
always thinking of you
just thought
I'd let you know
all this tension
and distinction
aint never enough time to settle down
the last words mine
f we fussin
and I don't wanna hear
another sound
guess we cool now
you let me kiss you
and you stop sportin that frown
come on baby
let's get crazy
let slow jam and get on down
shchriggerty priggerty figgerty foo foo
goblins, ghouls and ghosts, I certainly love you!
wiggle wackle wiggle wackle way way way
I am looking forward to Halloween day
here come Jack-o-lanterns giving me the eye
go trick-or-treating if you do want to die!
Dracula and Frankenstein dance down the street
I look into my bag for my Halloween treat
black cats and broomsticks, you make me so proud
the excitement in the autumn air is incredibly loud!
Halloween, darling, you are my favorite holiday
shchriggerty priggerty what else can I say?