Best Flop Poems

This is my black Christmas
I have nothing left to lose
I’m a bare footed white walker with no shoes
It’s okay burly guy don’t cry
I’ve found my southern comfort
here in this brown bagged bottle of booze
If you offer me a buck or two
I’m not inclined to refuse

These...

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a limerick by Wayne Wysocki

The tortoise and hare had a race
But the rabbit came in second place
      So the notion that speed
      Makes the win guaranteed
Just isn't always the case....

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Sticks
landing!
Crucial flaw -
cool critter flops
Ninja Warrior's cool million Pipe Dream.




*Pipe Dream is a Phase 3 American Ninja Warrior obstacle ~ so close, little guy ;)

Make it Five Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Joseph May
picture #3
9/22/19...

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A rampant old bird called Caitlin
Prepared for a long night of sin
Bill made it his mission
And got in position
But sobbed when she asked ‘is it in’


Bill said you’ve no right to be fussy
You’ve got such a cavernous pussy
Let’s admit we are old
But we try to...

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blind date

   home, straight!




Judy Konos' Footle...

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Hot sand and bare feet
A long way back to the car
Run fast as you can...

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 I once met an old bloke from Dover
Who fancied a roll in the clover 
He popped a blue pill 
But was floppy still 
So he didn’t get his leg over!

07 10 17...

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The play was a dismal flop
She went to a coffee shop
She saw the villain
In act of killin'
Scrumming in the room nonstop...

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Sally met an old bloke from Bombay
They both fancied a roll in the hay
He whipped out his todger
All ready to Rodger
But his blue pills had run out that day!

11~20~16...

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Flip-Flop
Spin a top
Feel a drop
Taste the rain
Weather Vane
What a pain
Dripping light
Falling bright
Wet tonight
Flip-Flop

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I will become nothing and you will become everything 
you may be right, you may be wrong
is it you or is it me?
in the palm of my hands and in the palm of your hands
who's destiny is it?
is it mine or is it yours?
a man's...

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drunk,and deadly car
who do you think you are,kid?
cops.i cant stand them...

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I've just re-read my poem
  of a pessimism groan
and re-Mark ed to my self inside
"hey man, where's yr pride?"
 
"Yo,  Why you giving up?
  before You drink the cup? 
You know you'll never find
  Her again - so grind
 
Yr teeth...

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I CAN"T find my way from bottom to top
No sense of direction, a real traffic flop
Technology tries
Yet still, it defies
For me, GPS means Give up, Please and Stop...

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Disney didn't expect it but Solo is a flop.
When it came to selling tickets, the second week saw a 61 percent drop.
In Solo, Lando Calrissian is a pansexual, even robots turn him on.
I hate to have to say it but the magic of Star Wars...

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