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He's a Flop

 I once met an old bloke from Dover
Who fancied a roll in the clover 
He popped a blue pill 
But was floppy still 
So he didn’t get his leg over!

07 10 17

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Anna Hopper

Date: 7/17/2017 2:31:00 PM

Lol! Glad I chose to read this!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/17/2017 4:23:00 PM

Thanks Anna:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 7/16/2017 9:00:00 AM

LOL, thanks for all the chuckles today x

Jan Allison
Date: 7/17/2017 4:23:00 PM

Glad I raised a smile Jack:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray

Date: 7/14/2017 12:01:00 PM

Long ago in the eighties, Ry Cooder was penning Look At Granny Run. I believe that grandpa was the first known record of how successful that blue pill can be.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2017 4:34:00 PM

lol cheers jean:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/12/2017 3:27:00 PM

another awesome limerick from you, my friend.Keep them coming.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/13/2017 5:57:00 PM

I don't know if they get better and better or worse and worse lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 7/12/2017 2:42:00 PM

- Avoid blue pills :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/13/2017 5:56:00 PM

Lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 7/11/2017 5:53:00 PM

Even without a photograph the IMAGEry is well... :-) !!! Maybe he should double those//blue pills to give his hose//Some get up and go//So you would know//It was time to get out of your clothes. Hugnootchkins ~ j

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2017 6:16:00 PM

Ha ha ha great comment John:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 7/11/2017 8:45:00 AM

deflated dreams:) Very funny, Jan. lol

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2017 12:32:00 PM

Thanks Daniel:-) hugs Jan xx

Pipping Stars

Date: 7/11/2017 8:40:00 AM

hmm ... very much like an entertaing wet noodle ... dangled by sauce. ... cute ...

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2017 12:32:00 PM

Thanks Branded:-) HUGS JAN XX

Lisa Ricci

Date: 7/11/2017 7:04:00 AM

Good Morning Jan. I hope this day finds you well. This is the smile and chuckle for the day. Thank you for that. The old bloke should have chose the red pill (lol). Just kidding Jan. You do so well with the Limerick format. Honestly. Have a wonderful morning.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2017 12:33:00 PM

Hahaha great comment hope you are OK:-) hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser

Date: 7/11/2017 4:18:00 AM

I'm going through underpants like wildfire, Jan. In the future I'll have to avoid all liquids, in order to read your poetry. Luv'it!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2017 12:34:00 PM

Lol M L your cat avatar must have inspired today's poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White

Date: 7/11/2017 3:08:00 AM

This made me LOL, tell me how did it end ;)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2017 12:36:00 PM

End... it never started lol pure fiction as most of my poems are lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 7/10/2017 7:33:00 PM

ha! very cute, jan! you're amazing with these...

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2017 12:37:00 PM

It takes less than two mins lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Agnes Krampe

Date: 7/10/2017 6:51:00 PM

You have a naughty muse with a sense of humor, Jan :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2017 12:44:00 PM

She is very temperamental I never know what she will come up with next:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 7/10/2017 5:43:00 PM

Ha ha...maybe she could have given him a helping hand! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2017 12:44:00 PM

Lol paul:-) hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian

Date: 7/10/2017 3:54:00 PM

One of the reasons I'm glad I'm not a man! Imagine all that stress if you can't....get a leg over! ;) Although...there are other ways....Ok...I'll stop. Cheeky as ever, Jan. Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 7/11/2017 12:46:00 PM

Me cheeky no no no its my muse I have no control lol:-) hugs Jan xx