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A rampant old bird called Caitlin Prepared for a long night of sin Bill made it his mission And got in position But sobbed when she asked ‘is it in’ Bill said you’ve no right to be fussy You’ve got such a cavernous pussy Let’s admit we are old But we try to be bold You were once a right little hussy! Thanks to Chris Green for inspiration for the second stanza! 04~24~17

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Date: 4/28/2017 2:57:00 AM
Love this Limerick Jan, certainly gave me laugh, thank you so much.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/28/2017 4:16:00 AM
Thanks Roy:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/28/2017 1:21:00 AM
I made a loud laughter. love
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Date: 4/28/2017 4:16:00 AM
Thanks Anisha:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/27/2017 2:41:00 AM
Very rude, but oh so funny!! Nice to see a bawdy one from you! Regards, John.
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Date: 4/27/2017 4:32:00 AM
I always try and put bawdy in the title so people can see it will be a little suggestive lol - I have a limerick contest on the page do join in the fun if you have the time:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/25/2017 11:21:00 AM
Lol Jan, that's tooooo funny :)
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Date: 4/25/2017 3:22:00 PM
Glad I made you smile Darren:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/25/2017 7:07:00 AM
So Jan, let me get this straight...if you mix Viagra with the prune juice ...you'll have to get up....and GO.
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Date: 4/25/2017 3:23:00 PM
ha ha ha John yes it would seem so! I couldn't resist the pic I found to accompany the poem, that cat sure made me lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/25/2017 7:04:00 AM
I cannot comment because I am laughing and laughing dear, Empress Jan! A 7+++
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Date: 4/25/2017 3:24:00 PM
Glad I made you smile Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/25/2017 4:07:00 AM
- ......... after much laughter .... all i can say, Jan - Outstanding laughter BoOomB ! :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) *** (- Sorry for my blog yesterday ... I can not post my private photos )
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Date: 4/25/2017 3:25:00 PM
Glad I made you smile:-) I would have loved to see the pics Anne Lise shame you couldn't post them:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/25/2017 3:35:00 AM
Great little ditty here... loved it..
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Date: 4/25/2017 3:25:00 PM
Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/24/2017 6:00:00 PM
Me too, Jan! Pray I can contain myself ... as I have many "prayer workshops" coming up. Can't be distracted by Grand Canyons of any size. Oxymoron? (I mean canyons of sheer height and depth) Peace and Holy Water .... sprinkle me
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Date: 4/24/2017 6:05:00 PM
ha ha ha:-) I will have to ditch the humour and work on deep dark depressing ones then:-) lol hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/24/2017 5:45:00 PM
hilarious, jan!
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Date: 4/24/2017 5:52:00 PM
I can thank Chris for the inspiration for the second part lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/24/2017 5:43:00 PM
Jan, you outdid yourself here. SEVEN for boldness. The Anglican Church called me to investigate ... (the rhyme, only). I see how "fussy" rhymes with "hussy," but unless we ooze "pus" we can't have pussy, now, could we? Anywhooo- shalom my dearest sister (Praying for you, LOL!)
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Date: 4/24/2017 5:51:00 PM
I need all the prayers I can get thanks Anil lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/24/2017 4:24:00 PM
TeeHee Jan, the second stanza is even hotter, lol. You could do a third stanza where she says 'thanks for the tip'.
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Date: 4/24/2017 4:26:00 PM
HA HA HA:-) I don't want to get banned!!!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/24/2017 3:58:00 PM
Whahahaha...Poor Bill..Im almost feeling sorry for the guy's sleepy tiny weeny...Haha..This is Hiliriously funny sweet Jan.
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Date: 4/24/2017 4:07:00 PM
I know not everyone appreciates my humour Charma but I have so many lovely comments that it spurs me on:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/24/2017 3:50:00 PM
Hi Jan, It is going to take me a few minutes so funny my poor sides are killing me, thank you so much for that :)))))) hugs big time
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Date: 4/24/2017 3:55:00 PM
I can thank Chris for the inspiration for the second stanza lol:-) I originally wrote it as young lady but when I found the pic I had to alter it lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/24/2017 2:56:00 PM
Haha Jan, you have served up some hot soup here!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/24/2017 3:10:00 PM
I have another stanza to post thanks to inspiration from Chris:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/24/2017 12:12:00 PM
Lol oh my ;D xomo!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/24/2017 12:47:00 PM
I've just got one more line to perfect lol lol - it says bawdy in the title folks don't have to read it lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 4/24/2017 12:45:00 PM
I don't know if you should touch that with a 6" pole! ;)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/24/2017 12:18:00 PM
I think I need to do a follow up after Chris's comment:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/24/2017 12:00:00 PM
LOL...too funny! I like Chris' comment below too!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/24/2017 12:17:00 PM
I think I'm going to have to do a follow up lol:-) Chris's comment has inspired me:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/24/2017 11:57:00 AM
I could think of a few good comebacks for Bill, something along the lines of being lost in the Grand Canyon, but I'll keep them to myself. I wouldn't want to scare the cat anymore than what it is already. :) Funny Jan.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/25/2017 3:26:00 PM
:-) xx
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Darren White
Date: 4/25/2017 11:21:00 AM
This made me laugh so loud, thanks both for saving my day :)
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Chris Green
Date: 4/24/2017 5:28:00 PM
Thanks Jan for the mention, I'm happy I could inspire that second part. Someone has to stand up for the guy's side of things. : )
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/24/2017 3:15:00 PM
Now posted thanks for the inspiration!:-) hugs Jan xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/24/2017 12:16:00 PM
lol I could continue the poem with Bill's retort thanks for the idea - I couldn't resist posting that pic I found it so funny:-) hugs Jan xx