Best Fib Poems

It was birds Yes Ducks !, Mallards no less
Flown down from Alberta that made this great mess !
I tried to stop them though I shivered in fear
They flew right on past me and landed right here.

They surrounded your cupcakes like an army brigade
and attacked them...

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I 
Can
Deadpan
Take more than
Any other man
This will be my unwritten plan
Continuing to take silence time and time again
From the most beautiful woman
Till I'm an old man
Madman
Can
I...

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Fools Think That This Is a Fib

God's prophecies are a preamble
Things to come and child in a stable
And there had been born in a crib;
Only fools think that this is a fib.

Jim Horn

Motivated by poem written by:

FUNOM MAKAMA...

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Fib
I 
Told him
Lying game
The lie expanded
Now can not keep all those lies straight

Sponsor: David Williams
Contest: Twenty/Twenty
Poetry form: Fib
Written by: Sara Kendrick
20 syllables...

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All
souls
join minds
as one thought
of togetherness
celebrating our time as one
spieces of humans
bound by our 
lives on 
Earth
We
should 
think it 
possible
finding peace within
conjoining of beautiful souls
on this planet all call home through our seperate journeys
upon waves described as our lives
with time limited
transcending
human 
thought...

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I had better start at the beginning
When my heart started beating to fast.
When I collapsed at work one day
And I thought I had breathed my last.
We had booked to go on holiday,
On a cruise we was ready to go.
But two days before we was sailing,
The...

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Mr Fib is six feet tall, but that’s around the waist
He gave me his poop sandwich and he said I’d like the taste
He likes to make believe that he is very slim and tall
But Mr Fib is arms and legs sprouting from a ball

Mr Fib...

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Last Sunday I spoke to my best friend ,
after many years I felt as if I didn’t know her at all.
She was bragging about her pretentious innocence and compassion while telling me how she celebrated her birthday in an orphanage.
Her parents took her to an...

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Once upon a time
Truth and fib went for a walk.
Fib tumbles and fall
Truth chuckles, supples and walked
in past, present and future.



Honorable Mention in STRAND SELECT U any form,any theme Poetry Contest sponsored by Brian Strand...

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I'd like to write a line or two
About Woman Lib
In this age of women's rights
I feel that lib's a fib
"Equal Rights for Women!"
I agree with that, for sure
But twentieth-century women want
Equal rights and more

More jobs and equal rights
More pay and self-esteem
"More jobs!" they keep on...

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I am a fake so many times a day,

It is crazy

Pretending to care when I don’t.
Pretending things are okay, when they are not.

Sometimes I pull myself  into my pajamas and crawl into my bed with the
fluffy comforters, three or four seconds after I come...

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Columbus despised local folk
Like Trump, he fibbed as he spoke
But truth be told
He wanted their gold
And you know that man ended up broke...

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Submission
By Beverly Stock

I called the editor knowing
That my temper would be showing
And said the following to him:

“I sent a poem here, sir”
(I said growing fiercer,)
“And the subject which
I’d chosen, Sir, was Spring.”

“ I just scanned your paper,
By sunlight, torch and taper,
Of my poem, I do...

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