Best Fender Poems

A Real Gender Bender



I drove on down to the grocery store
to buy myself some meat
milk and eggs and veggies
And variety of treats

When I pulled into the parking space
She was pulling out
I quickly rolled my window down
and gave a little shout

Well, she may have stopped in...

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Pure white with golden font
Millimeters numbered just right
Thick enough only for distortion
Smooth to the tongue
Held perfectly at my fingertips..
But it'll slide right down your throat
A pill of death for a musician

The lump stuck for hours
Breakfast food fights it down
To the acidic pit
Hopefully melting away
Releasing the...

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Fender acoustic performed for the Queen
keeping her age and shining her sheen,
Purchased from ex with the funny cigar
creating anew with a sweet, warm guitar....

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1/2 CUP OF CELERY DICED
1 & 1/2 CUP OF ONIONS DICED
3 CUPS OF CHOPPED STRAWBERRIES
1 CUP OF APPLE JUICE
1 CUP OF BALSAMIC VINAGER
5 TABLESPOONS OF GARLIC
5 TABLESPOONS OF FISHSTOCK
1/2 CUP OF LIME JUICE
1/3 CUP OF CASHEWS
1/2 WHITE WINE
1 TABLESPOON OF CAYEENE

PUREE SMOOTH, STRAIN, AND COVER...

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