Jerry T Curtis Poet Rhyme

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Gender Fender Bender

A Real Gender Bender



I drove on down to the grocery store
to buy myself some meat
milk and eggs and veggies
And variety of treats

When I pulled into the parking space
She was pulling out
I quickly rolled my window down
and gave a little shout

Well, she may have stopped in time
to save my poor car's fender
But what took place, after that
Was a real Gender Bender

When she got out of her car
I notice she was tall
And nothing about this lady
Would I describe as small

But a sexy hot potato
Blond hair blue eyes an all
Boobs, Butt, a nice tight waste
She could strut it all

With the flutter of her eyes
and a pucker of her lips
she strolled on over to me
hypnotizing, with her hips

As she bent down to my window
Her cleavage made me sigh
I had a feelin', of gettin' "Lucky"
'Till  "HE" punched me in the eye

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Paul Callus June 22, 2014 at 4:41 PM Very witty, Jerry! Good thing you bought some meat...you can put that over your eye...should help:) // paul

Poet Destroyer A June 20, 2014 at 11:42 PM you are welcome

Tim Smith June 19, 2014 at 7:04 AM still laughing at your comment...congrats

Poet Destroyer A June 18, 2014 at 11:33 PM Jerry, Congratulations:)~ Enjoyed, reading every awesome poem on Richard's L, Gender Bender winning list. ... XoX.... LINDA Jerry T Curtis June 20, 2014 at 5:42 AM Thank you Linda

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser June 18, 2014 at 4:03 PM funny witty write.. :D lool you release a lil chuckle on my lungs.. :D i like it.. :D you are one of the few poets here with that humor.. :) likes!! (wish I can to. ) :P kudos!

Skat A June 18, 2014 at 1:03 PM Jerry, Congratulations on your sweet win, awesome Gender Bender win...SKAT Jerry T Curtis June 20, 2014 at 5:43 AM Thanks Skat

Jan Allison June 18, 2014 at 12:22 PM Hilarious write a well deserved winner. Hugs Jan xxxx Jerry T Curtis June 20, 2014 at 5:44 AM Thank you Jan

Dr.Ram Mehta June 18, 2014 at 10:12 AM Congratulations on the fine win in the contest Gender Bender, Jerry T Curtis June 20, 2014 at 5:45 AM Thank you Doc

Richard Lamoureux June 18, 2014 at 10:09 AM This was fun Jerry, congrats on your win in my contest. Jerry T Curtis June 20, 2014 at 5:50 AM Thank You Richard, but I was shooting for a "5", Hoping for an "8" and counting on an "11" OH well, I'll keep trying

Ralph Sergi May 24, 2014 at 8:50 PM Hi Jerry nice to know you: Beautiful worded poem that surprised me like a Hitchcock ending. My compliments! Thank you for the comment on my tears on the wind.I wish you luck as we'll. Jerry T Curtis May 25, 2014 at 5:23 AM Thanks Ralph, nice to know you as well.

Roy Jerden May 23, 2014 at 1:04 PM Great punchline! Save the best for last, I say! Cheers, Roy Jerry T Curtis May 25, 2014 at 5:22 AM Thanks Roy, I see your good a punch lines as well

Andrea Dietrich May 8, 2014 at 10:29 PM a fender bender with a gender bender put them together and what do you get? this interesting and enjoyable poem!! Jerry T Curtis May 9, 2014 at 8:02 AM Thanks Andrea, I hope Richard doesn't mine that I bent the gender in a slightly different direction.

Tim Smith May 8, 2014 at 3:04 PM Very well played Jerry Jerry T Curtis May 8, 2014 at 5:56 PM Thanks Tim, like that has never happen to you, lol

Aiyah Torres May 8, 2014 at 9:55 AM lol... this is too funny, Jerry!!! ..:O)) SUPERB!! ..focus your eyes to most important things...very well written poem!! ..:O)) Jerry T Curtis May 8, 2014 at 5:54 PM Thanks AiyaH, A man does, what a man has to do.

Toquyen Harrell May 8, 2014 at 8:31 AM Lol, too funny, Jerry! That's what you get for forgetting your business! Aren't you supposed to go shopping? Jerry T Curtis May 8, 2014 at 5:55 PM Toquyen, now you know why men Hate shopping. Lol