Gender Fender Bender

A Real Gender Bender I drove on down to the grocery store to buy myself some meat milk and eggs and veggies And variety of treats When I pulled into the parking space She was pulling out I quickly rolled my window down and gave a little shout Well, she may have stopped in time to save my poor car's fender But what took place, after that Was a real Gender Bender When she got out of her car I notice she was tall And nothing about this lady Would I describe as small But a sexy hot potato Blond hair blue eyes an all Boobs, Butt, a nice tight waste She could strut it all With the flutter of her eyes and a pucker of her lips she strolled on over to me hypnotizing, with her hips As she bent down to my window Her cleavage made me sigh I had a feelin', of gettin' "Lucky" 'Till "HE" punched me in the eye