Best Feces Poems
Feast of FecesWhen the coven of ill-willed women seek revenge,
from anyone they deem too big for their britches,
They go to the book of sorcery for witches,
In the book, they seek deliverance from women
who shine brighter than morning stars,
looking for panaceas and disasters,
Brews that could curl their hair...
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Categories:
feces, death, family, food, funeral,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
I'Ve Never Grown UpI. Lyric Written in 1958 at Age Eight
Sung with Friends on the Schoolyard
to the tune of "Curiosity Killed the Cat"
from Peeping Penguins (1937)
There's poopoo on the ground
There's poopoo on the ground
Looks like it, smells like, tastes like it too
Put your foot in it...
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Categories:
feces, childhood, children, funny, humor,
Form:
Lyric
Not a Serious Discussion of Doctrine"Does god take a daily shytte?"
"Of course not."
"But I thought god could do anything."
"He can."
"Even take a shytte?"
"I suppose so."
"Would it be magic shytte? Should I rub it on my body?"
"I don't know."
"If he was a goddess he could've given birth to the universe, but...
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Categories:
feces, atheist, christian, hindi, islamic,
Form:
Prose Poetry
A Lovely Midnight BlueThere is some dog doo on my shoe
Gritty, grassy, smelly too.
You call it feces.
I call it pooh.
It is a lovely midnight blue....
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Categories:
feces, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form:
Limerick