Best Fat Cat Poems

Once upon a time there lived a cat

And this cat was much, much, much too fat.

The mice he did ignore.

His treats came from the store.

The mice were safe unless on them he sat.






by Francine Roberts, for Cat Contest...

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I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
that's where he'll be found.

He's really good at eating.
It's a talent, I suppose.
I'm sure if he keeps at it
He'd win the talent shows.

I own a big fat cat- 
He weighs at least...

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I have an old, fat calico cat.  Her days are numbered but she does not care.  She is
total tranquility, at peace with herself and the world.  A good example for the rest 
of us I think, but oh my gosh, she is...

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A FAT CAT


I have a cat
the cat is fat
I know, I know
I can’t say that

but she is plump
from head to rump
a slowly breathing
furry lump

I touched the cat
she hissed and spat
I guess because
I called her fat

A shiny lazer
didn’t faze her
I doubt she’d move
if I tazed her

Perhaps...

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rat a tat rata tat a tat 
there was a fat cat named pat
who fell asleep on a mat
woke up to tat a tat tat 
or a sound something like that
found out it was made by a rat
that’s why the tune was flat
cause a rat...

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Fat cat fat cat
Living a life of ease
The high rise apartment
Luxurious indeed

Fat cat fat cat
Always dreamed of a better way
Where he could be pampered
Baths, endless food, a comfortable bed to stretch and lay 

Fat cat fat cat
Living out his dreams
But in those quite moments
The meaning...

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I'm a fat cat baby love the war machine
I'm a fat cat baby and I live the dream

I'm a fat cat baby got your pension pot
I'm a fat cat baby and my stocks are hot

I'm a fat cat baby and I make the rules
I'm a...

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A fat cat lived in a house on the mound 
From a mile she could smell the brat rat around 
She was too lazy to run about and hound
Spent time lying on frayed mat on the ground.  
 
One day when in her bowl...

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Get not bitter
If an insidious issue under consideration you flatter
Cos a situation abnormal can get better

If only your blinkered eyes can see
Life ain’t all about gung-ho glee
Cos common sense can make you free

To roam free of matters you overblow
In circumstances and stances so slow
They make...

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Fat Cat

Here lies a scoundrel, a fat cat.
He won’t stay fat where he is at… the dirty rat.
 
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
January 24, 2010

Poetic form:  Epigram...

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Hey diddle diddle, look at her middle.
At the start, she was feather-light.
Had her owners deprived her till I revived her?
She’s sure got an appetite!

What can I do? Feed her less kitty stew
to keep her from getting so fat?
See her lick up the platter; fatter and...

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There is a kitty cat sweet but quite fat,
sometimes, she lays on her tummy quite flat;
she looks like a stuffed cat toy,
that anyone could enjoy . . .
But, careful-   this cat has trained in combat !

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November 04, 2022


Poetry/Limerick/Fat Cat
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Trump Is a Fat Cat

Trump is a fat cay;
Wants to be a bureaucrat;
Dumber than door mat.

Jim Horn...

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Tears of blood flood the sky,

While you & I drown in iniquity;

Forgetting piety: abandoning sanity--

Lost in vanity: searching for hope & certainty.


Amazed at the brevity of love & devotion:

Falling victim to complacency,

Not to mention the reality of heaven & hell.


Demon's weevil into the hearts &...

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Pleasingly Plump

Obese, bloated, overwrought with contrition
Lainey hung a chart of each yoga position
Couldn’t deal with stretching
Mice she’s still fetching
She defies my lectures on nutrition
...

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