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Best Fat As A Pig Poems


Simile
As blind as a bat,
as brave as a lion,
and stupid as a goat.

As busy as a bee,
as fat as a pig,
and happy as a king.

As strong as  a lion,
as heavy as a load,
and rude as fool.

As black as coal,
as cold as ice,
and white as...

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Categories: fat as a pig, funny,
Form: ABC
Goodbye
Goodbye
By Linda Hays-Gibbs
I saw you slowly walk away
My heart exploding in my throat
I couldn't think of what to say
huddled deep inside my 
comfort coat of denial,it
Wasn't my verdict or trial

I don't understand any of this
Or your goodbye kiss 

We rescue the dogs 
And throw our...

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Categories: fat as a pig, abortion, absence, baby, betrayal,
Form: Ballad
Merry Ho Ho
Here, it is, that time of year 
with some cheers
if you don't you will be in fear
with sad children and some fake tears
time to pull out my leer for the first world problems that people tend to care
about
and they pout when discounts and red tags...

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Categories: fat as a pig, angst, christmas, culture,
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Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member Sappy Tails Story Poem
Betsy, the sweet girl, was such a beauty
Never slack on milk, she did her duty
Pouring out her supply, like a fountain
Feeding on the rye across the mountain

She raised sweet, soft eyes to prove her gentle
Always so much love wasn’t accidental
With a soul, good and warm,...

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Categories: fat as a pig, animal, children, farm,
Form: Narrative

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry