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Best Fat As A Pig Poems

Below are the all-time best Fat As A Pig poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of fat as a pig poems written by PoetrySoup members

As blind as a bat,
as brave as a lion,
and stupid as a goat.

As busy as a bee,
as fat as a pig,
and happy as a king.


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Categories: fat as a pig, funny,

My Cliche Melody
Blacker than coal, bright as the sun,
my cliche poem has just begun.

Dot the "I's" and cross the "T's",
I told the black sheep of my family.


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Categories: fat as a pig, humorous,