Best Fads Poems

I like the thought of evolution
That a fish could outsmart god
Show him something new and bold
Like a human is something odd

I guess that’s just how people are
We think we’re all so special
7 billion people, all unique
Well I hate to be your buzz kill

But anarchist are...

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The Fads Will Change Tomorrow

Can’t offer you an open concept floorplan,
Granite counter tops or an island;
My old crown molding is dusty,
And shag carpet smells a bit musty.

You don’t want my popcorn ceilings,
Or one bath with wallpaper fish;
Still, I’d love to make a date with you.
You...

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Fads come and fads go
Is this pronoun thing a ho ho ho?
I am sure for some it is important and real.
Others jump on, wanting more zip and zeal.

Tik Tok and U-tube, two of today’s norms
Taking new directions, creating new forms
Will they both be passé’ in...

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As I mused in bosom stone, I presume for myself.
It wouldn't alarm me that I must do a diet program. 
Slight weight reduction will profit my life.
Weight might prompt some sort of alarm.

I started with a healthy eating habit. 
Made of scores that should be...

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Fads, fashions’ step brother, an also-ran, 
Surviving on: if she can me too can, 
   Take padded pants that lend manhood a spell, 
   Lifting of butts to lift sagging morale, 
Be it man or woman, panty or pant, 
See-through is...

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    Bowl of oatmeal
      squirt of honey
      spoon of jelly
         fills the belly  

    Nothing fancy
    Just...

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A madman pushed me off the track, lucky not much harm
I sat in the Hospital waiting room with just a broken arm.
They handed me a form to fill, 20 genders, 10 types of race -
I tore the sheet with my good arm and walked out...

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