Best Exes Poems

pussy galore it
seems these damn cats keep clawing
at my old screen door...

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Dear 2024,

I hope this poetic vow 
wouldn’t be shunned,
as I block negativity 
from my phone, 
like my bitter exes.

And forgive my sense
of humor that 
resembles...

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Once upon a Pike’s Peak dreary,
This witch said her name was Carrie,
Fog so thick couldn’t see nary,
Though her screech was a bit scary!

Suddenly the thick...

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Michael Myers is hiding because I'm holding my pen
The horrific poet full of emotions and sins 
You talk like you've seen madness 
Well you're in...

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You wear your death well
When I met you
The two exes in your eyes
Were anything but a surprise
You couldn’t walk but
The fact that you glided
Across the...

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I'm just having fun, but no doubt someone will take this serious
I'm about to take you on a lyrical experience
I'm having fun with words, like...

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There lives a girl named Aoibha
A clever, gifted writer
She has a sister, Lilly
A little ankle-biter
They're always close together
They're seldom far apart
They share all that they're...

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All my exes were pros of the game,
                 ...

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So far everybody knows that the seven deadly sins are Greed, Gluttony, Anger, Sloth, Jealousy (aka: "Envy"), Lust, and Pride. All seven deadly sins have...

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Had list of exes from my past,
But you were the best that I had!
I just wish I’ll see you again!
Say that I want you and...

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Fire ants! Fire ants!  All over my yard!
Fire ants! Fire ants!  Why do you try so hard?

There are little hills of demons all...

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Baby, you remind me of a bunny, 
sweet loyal and trustworthy
you always make life funny
when we're not together, i miss you badly,

you notice things no...

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Having an affair with my ex
Reminds me that he was mine before
Before he loved me so much and even
After I have not ceased to want...

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Sometimes I hope that at the end I make the right decision
Me speaking things into existence can be unforgiving
I'm moving in a pace so fast,...

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Dear whoever is reading this, you should probably stop
I've got a pen full of ink, and just took another Voddy shot
I've got love for everyone,...

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