Best Egg On Poems

Egg on Easter, 
no one who is sane can begin to believe that there is nothing or Christ, just nothing?  
The world is in a mess, dare anyone deny that this is the truth, this is the test. 
Wherever we look factions and fractions...

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We've suffered through one of the most contentious political races,

That left pundits and not a few Soup Poets with egg on their faces!

Good riddance to the politically correct mob and their guru Hussein!

Now, with a no-nonsense leader, we'll get this nation back on track again.

I...

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When three friends entered the egg and spoon race
Pooh did not think that his pals stood a chance
he's so convinced that he’d come in first place
he’d pre-prepared a new victory dance

 
Pooh did not think that his pals stood a chance
Until he dropped his boiled...

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Egg On My Face

It was about a day or two ago
When I really wanted to know
How many go to heaven each day
And here is what I heard God say

Each and every sin is forgiven
And long time you have been living
Friends like you are hard to...

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You are an atheist and you say that religion is a fraud.
You say that I'm full of crap because I believe in God.
You say that God is fake and that he didn't create the Human Race.
But when the Second Coming arrives, you will have egg...

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The egg is a food
That can befoul your mood
When rubbed on your face
   You're completely disgraced...

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Why did she think me 'peculiar'
             when 'odd' or 'strange' would do
           
          I...

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