Best Ed Poems

Maybe to Paul's soul
Creativity plays a big role
Poetry his one call
Winning his not main goal
In writing, he's a fireball


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olive_eloi
2:07 am
04/03/2014...

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Conflicted, dressed like a Santa Claus, Ed ponders the magical delight of Christmas time.   Is it only for Christians, or can it be for him too?  He likes this time of year, people are nice.
Bethlehem, Wisemen, Prince of Peace born in a...

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My dad is bigger than yours she said.
It made me mad; I wished she was dead.
Took my anger to my Uncle Ned.
He started laughing, happy instead.

Most serious now, sick in my head,
Ran to my cousin, Goofball named Zed.
He chased me off, his face spitball of...

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Chains, so heavy. Binding every body part.  
A cell: its cold metal bars blocking out light.   
A wall, originally meant to protect, now a barricade nothing penetrates.
A net, once safety, now entangling, strangling.  
A trap, caught with no one to rescue,...

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The day she cried, "I'll marry you," well heavens, I didn't know!   
How fast my life would change or which way I should go?     

Women can drive you crazy if you'll give them half a chance   
Before...

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O Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, mine
Please say it isn’t so!
At school today we learned about sex---
But I didn’t want to know.

O Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, dear
Please say it isn’t true!
They taught us what erections are,
And all the girls said “ew!”

Mommy mine, you haven’t done it,
Have you, Mommy...

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There once was a man named Ed
Who really believed all he said
He'd rant and he'd rave
From cradle to grave
And always believed that he led...

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For A Special Ed Teacher


There is a special place of just one shelf
Where gifts from all the kids I taught reside
The toys with meanings only for myself
But meanings none-the-less I keep with pride.

It’s Christmas and I add another toy
A plastic Bear about two inches tall
A...

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now give a big hand
Ed Kranepool Mets firstbaseman
Mister Met himself...

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A horse is a horse, of course of course, 
and no one can talk to a horse of course, 
that is of course, unless the horse, 
is the famous Mister Ed! 

Go right to the source and ask the horse. 
He'll give you the answer...

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Mister Ed, Owner?

Do
you
ever
wonder what
it be like to have
a talking horse. Wilbur Post did
when he was given Mister Ed. But then who owned who?...

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Hmoc associate Pastor Ed
Trys to make sure everyone is spiritually fed.
He's extremely dedicated
And also educated.
A loyal family man
Always got some type of plan.
He encourage everyone to plant there seed
He's always doing a good deed
By helping those in need.
All kids he love, and adore
His face lights...

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It's called the golden anniversary 
when it has lasted for 50 years
when a couple manages to stay together 
through all the blood, the sweat and the tears

you've had your share of make-ups and shake-ups 
yet your love and respect for each other remained steadfast
and despite...

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As far back as I remember I’ve dreamt of being a singer
But alas I cannot sing a note
That has never stopped me from singing out loud
My family questioning the awful noises coming from my throat!!

So ,knowing I will never be a singer
I have this special...

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1. INCIPIENT
the smell of burning body helps me sleep at night
i'd rather ignite this spark in my stomach than shove bread down my throat
singe this hollow home
choke these lungs with bone dry soil so nothing can grow
and maybe they brainwashed me
or i did it to...

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