Best Dysfunctional Poems

I can see us now Luv,
pettin ponies, musing in warm moon light,
free versin in satin style, a smile born from genuine form,

Two hearts too stubborn for apologies or effigies of maybies,
sunburned by stardom, kingdom of monsters fathomed,
forlorned by the "Cloak and Dagger" of fox hunt...

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The scorpions creeping out from words slowly, acutely framing
where judgement claims the higher position unconditionally 
lone vulture hanging over its unsuspecting prey ready to pounce 
once so blind ambitions reverberates back as unqualified honours least deserved 

Pompous narcissistic elements with nonsensical fruitless talent 
held within...

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The scorpions creeping out from words slowly, acutely framing
where judgement claims the higher position unconditionally 
lone vulture hanging over its unsuspecting prey ready to pounce 
once so blind ambitions reverberates back as unqualified honours least deserved 

Pompous narcissistic elements with nonsensical fruitless talent 
held within...

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A red helium balloon
                                   I float above myself,
Watch the ritual unfold:

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It’s Autumn!
Throw open the Windows
Get out the Leaf Blower
What falls on the Lawn
We’ll just Mow over
Get out the Shotguns
To clear out the spiders
Be careful about Grandma
In the cellar making Cider
We have new neighbors
What’d you say,Hoke?
Our cleaning may scare’ em ?
Screw Em’ if they can’t take...

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Dysfunctional  families
                              aren't they fun?
          ...

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Clinically dysfunctional

Is what the doctor described, as me.
I went for a 2nd opinion
To challenge his hypocrisy.

How dare he say im dysfunctional
He knows, nothing about me.

I know there are some issues,
In my own family.

Like my grandma, often runs around town.
Completely, naked as we have found.

There is...

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Being with you is an emotional roller coaster …instability
You circulate my emotions from the heights to the dungeon 
my guards are down I own the humility
You are the destroyer of my being, my soul sponge
Being in love with you is my only addiction
Escapades of the...

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It's my turn to burn the turkey this year.
We'll all drink too much and end up in tears.
Relatives we love and those we hate
Will all show up, there'll be a debate.
Cranberry sauce or Cranberry jelly?
Would serve them all right if I didn't serve any.
At least...

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Here lie the Limericks of John Doe, duly interred
For the poet wrote "The dysfunctional $@& life.." and erred
Using innuendo
Totally intendo
Behold!  Promptly the Admin's righteous wrath was incurred!

The Limericks I agree were crude
Not at all meant  for the prude
The title had this warning
But by...

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Life isnt fair
And it starts at home
When you're the responsible one
Even if you weren't there
You get exploited and used
Yet still it's not enough
Whatever the issue
It was because of you
If only you would get your act together
That would solve all of our problems
You were a mistake
I...

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Adam had no parents, no uncles and no aunts.
Psychologists would have given him not the slightest chance.

Dysfunctional from the beginning; no siblings in his life,
Perhaps that’s the reason he gave a rib for a wife.

Eve was a good spouse, excepting forbidden fruit,
Then, she and poor...

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I think it would be simpler 
if I did not hear from you anyone 
but than my heart would be bored

I think if I could cut this cord 
than I'd start missing the dial tone

I get headaches from just being around you
but to hear silence...

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Suddenly you change:
Run away from us
Close your mind pensive
You are here but far from here.

Darkness surrounds me
Emptiness in your eyes
Silent looks talk to me
Voiceless words slip away

What is it?
Nothing
You OK?
Yes

What is it?
You should know
No, I don’t
You don’t care.

My eyes stop crying
My heart stops suffering
My mouth...

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I said A
You understood B
I said A
You thought maybe B
I said A
You said must be B

I looked in your eyes
You took my hand
I wondered why?
You said ‘cause I know
You can’t read my mind
You should read my heart....

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