Dysfunctional Holiday(Adult Content)

It's my turn to burn the turkey this year. We'll all drink too much and end up in tears. Relatives we love and those we hate Will all show up, there'll be a debate. Cranberry sauce or Cranberry jelly? Would serve them all right if I didn't serve any. At least one item I love will be broken. At least one thing said should not have been spoken. We'll start with compliments, lies of course, Sing off key, laugh till we're hoarse. Try to keep the arguing down to a dull roar. Watch out for Uncle Harold, the man is a boor. The children are the best behaved of the lot. Uncle Harold's now loaded, the man is a sot. Would everyone please just sit down and eat And why does everyone want the white meat? Two more glasses of wine and I will get through it. Next year it's Mexico. Family? ..Well screw it. * Purely fictional, meant in humor , please take it as it is, a joke