Clinically,,,, Dysfunctional

Clinically dysfunctional Is what the doctor described, as me. I went for a 2nd opinion To challenge his hypocrisy. How dare he say im dysfunctional He knows, nothing about me. I know there are some issues, In my own family. Like my grandma, often runs around town. Completely, naked as we have found. There is an explanation, you see She was a nudist, in the 60's Who believed in peace, love & unity. Then there's my brother, what a cool dude!! He has an "imaginary friend" Who we call "drew" They often come for dinner, & hang out with, the family. We ask him, will he ever get rid of "drew" Since he will, soon turn 52. My sister, I love her dearly, Has been a career criminal Since the age of 13. The last crime she committed, Was a bit, embarrassing it seems. She stole from a homeless man, To give to, the needy. The family pet, that we named sasoon, we thought was a cat, is actually a racoon. I could go on about my parents, Who've been a role model, to me Unfortunately, they are incarcerated, In a psychiatric facility. They will soon be out, though Locked up since 03. For public lewd, misbehavior Just a lil discrepancy. Clinically dysfunctional No way, That could never, be me... contest: what annoys you Posted 6/14/ 2013