Best Dunce Poems

so look at us, the princess and her fool
          this painted jester - just a silly clown
               we frolic nonchalant and coolly...

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"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once."--Einstein

"what's time," asked the tyke
"just pick any time you like
since they all happen at once"
as knows any horological dunce
and dickory up my clock and strike...

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I need an act of heroism
To defeat the terrorism
That's been in my world and soul
I've been broken, never whole
Torn to shreds by horrid lies
Handed to me by sly guys
Each one took another slice
I willingly fave for a price
A high cost that I have paid
Lesson learned,...

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The Dunce of the Class

By Elton Camp

Alas, the poor dunce of the class
He was just barely able to pass
Couldn’t read until third grade
Not many brains in that haid

About math let’s not discuss
For he rode on the short bus
But football he managed to play
That was where...

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dancing on a cloud with the stars I am dancing
a crescent moon smiling at me I am dancing
the dunce left below i am dancing dancing
not wearing the hat I dance myself in a corner...

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JUST ONCE DOPE'S DUNCE
                Come on girl
Just a bit
                Come on woman
Just one little hit
I...

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He looked like a muttonhead, yet he was no dunce
Correct on trivia, and only answered once
Sort of a know-it-all, most women stayed away
Okay by him; his computer played trivia all day....

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Three quarters of the time,
I am able to rhyme, 
but you won't be gleaning
a whole lot of meaning.
It's all because this dunce
can't do two things at once....

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