Best Donuts Poems

A tall and short-tempered fat man
was a boss I once had named Dan.
Both his kids and his wife
worked there too. Oh, what strife!
They fought like a hillbilly clan.

Dandee Donuts was Dan's small café.
I served donuts and meals for small pay,
wore a stupid hair net
and what...

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If the staff of life

           Is bread, then

Is death gluten-free?

7/17/19...

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When allowed to grow, Cheerios turn into donuts
Also the holes are used for losing weight in grownups 
Better than nothing
What's all the fussing
Don't know about youse guys but sounds kinda bogus...

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Those maple donuts
Surely will by my ruin.
Lack of self control....

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Dandee Donuts was Dan's small café.
I served donuts and meals for small pay,
wore a stupid hair net
and what small tips I'd get
growing fat on free donuts each day!


For Carolyn Devonshire's
Single Limerick Contest: Horrible Bosses (and more) Poetry Contest...

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The sun is up and a new day is ahead.
I don’t want to get up.  I want to stay in bed.
I don’t work today.  I have nowhere to go.
To the world, I wish to be a no-show.
However, there’s that smell so sweet.
It comes...

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Waiting on my flight I headed for the airport café
With a hot coffee in sight I quickly made my way
While I was at the store I got some donuts too
A bag of eight or more as bite size was all the new

But when I went...

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I'm at Dunkin Donuts dunking a donut,
for the experience.
Letting my memories pass through me.
Not repressing any of them.

I'm pretending to be a scientist
of the mind.
It's not fun though.
Makes you glad spreadsheets have functions!

Somewhere in the donut crumbs
stirring around in my coffee
is a hidden key to...

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Donuts are my favorite food, 
They come in many kinds,
I think they are the greatest creation,
Ever made by mankind.
They're made in many flavors,
And some have sprinkles too,
But when choosing your favorite donut,
The decision is up to you.
Donuts are delectable and they're also really tempting,
After having...

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As I sit upon my seat
and look at all that I will eat
I thank God it’s over the top; 
I made it to the donut shop! 

On Fridays I made a new addition; 
it has become my new tradition: 
I’ll get in my car and...

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I stopped suddenly in front of the shop that sold donuts
noticing an irate cop outside was having a moment
yelling and running after a squirrel was quite a sight
as I watched them both run across to the park in broad daylight

Suddenly the squirrel dropped something from...

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Turtle spawn can be placed very deep and vertical in glowing colourful beds. But Atlantic highways stuff their coffers with gold and thus adorn the paths created with magnitude of sparkly stench. Extra moving ignorance is the ejaculations from a large wide mouthed frog. Bulbous...

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You are special like every star God hand created 

So, take me back I want seconds to last longer because when I left your lips stayed imprinted on mines

So, I feel you every day in the midst of separation

Longing for you to be there again

I...

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Donuts are not solely for cops,
While monitoring traffic stops,
Although a cliché
The truth I convey;
They're great too, for kids, moms, and pops!...

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Me like donuts
Me like ‘em lots
Me like ‘em better
Than singing green robots!
Me like donuts
Me like ‘em with cream filling
Me can eat a hundred of ‘em
Sittin’ on my sofa just
Relaxin’ & chillin’...

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