Best Donkey Poems

I could see the virus approaching so why couldn't he?
But he had to keep investors happy and save the economy
On his watch people in their thousands, died needlessly
The U.K. had a spiralling death rate, a preventable tragedy.

He didn't listen to the top scientists, they have...

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Swirl me, twirl me, spin me ‘round
My eyes are covered, subject not found.
Direct me here, then block me there
Smiles and snickers; won’t give a care.
Hates me, baits me, friend or foe
I stop to listen but never know.
Frizzy, dizzy, can’t find the beast
Removing blind, tail’s pinned...

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The donkey 
Has become a symbol
Of it's stubborn ways
Not one of the brightest
But yet it does not stray
It keeps it's head centered and down
And does not look side to side
For it does not want to lose it's path
It carried our saviour
To where the ones 
God...

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I was just a little donkey
carrying a Special Load.
A weary Joseph led me...
and on my back, Mary Rode.

Mary was tired and cold
and needed a place to rest.
I tried to walk gently,
eager to do my best.

Inns in Bethlehem were crowded !!
No Innkeeper could let her stay
and...

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Little donkey
Legs are wonky
He’s been on the beer
Little donkey
He’s gone wonky 
Full of Christmas cheer

Been a long night little donkey
You need to sober up
If he arrives on your doorstep
Be warned that he’s half cut

Little donkey
Eyes gone wonky
He’s had too much beer
If he heads to drive...

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Meet Dorothy the donkey
she has a weird googly eye,
when she’s staring straight at you
you will either laugh or cry.

For you see, whenever she
seems to be gazing ahead,
her crazy googly eye is
looking to her side instead!

If you think she can't see you,
you forgot her googly eye;
hard...

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That's not my Elephant!...

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As children are
They all want a pet
I wanted a horse
My little sister wanted a pony
Our parents compromised
They got us a goldfish
Of course we had to name our new pet
We compromised yet again and called him
Turtle

Now turtle would spend hours and hours
Running and jumping around an...

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A donkey carried Mary and her unborn child to Bethlehem 
Joseph sturdily led the way on foot it has been penned 
The donkey proved a faithful friend to Joseph and Mary
It got them to where they had to be on time and safely
The Democratic Party’s...

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There once was a donkey
He was married to a horse
Donkey was to stubborn
So the donkey got a divorce

Cleaver was the ways of the hen
She married a bucking rooster
He took her by the wing then
Tried to seduced her

Don't want no green eggs N ham
Don't want to...

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A lonely donkey stood in the corner
of a humble manger, piled deep with hay.
Gathered with strangers ‘n sweet smelling myrrh,
not knowing this would be a special day.
At this very moment, God held him close
to witness the birth of a new kingdom.
He looked upon the child...

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Donkey in the farm, strong hoofs romping
Wonky when you charm, long spoofs hooting

Donkey standing as you stare, shy when you dare
Teeth grinning as you glare, dry when you blare

Sweet and gentle that sire, donkey of your eye
Lifeguard under fire, wise and clean with your lye...

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Along a country a dusty country road
      There is a lot to explore
I see a large house on the field
Beside the home was a vegetable field
       With a huge scarecrow at watch

To chase away...

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Donkey’s in the land of Israel in the 1st century, 
Were used to carry goods about the country, 
But could also carry women, children and the ill, 
Because they were strong and quiet, did chill. 

So when Jesus entered Jerusalem on that day,
On the Sunday...

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I was playing my Nintendo
controller in my hand
I guess I dozed off
to Mario Kart land

It was Donkey Kong Stadium
I was in the lead
no one could catch me
as I reached maximum speed

Approaching the finish line
I heard a thundering squreech
slamming into the back of me
was my opponent...

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