My Pet Donkey Kim

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As children are
They all want a pet
I wanted a horse
My little sister wanted a pony
Our parents compromised
They got us a goldfish
Of course we had to name our new pet
We compromised yet again and called him
Turtle

Now turtle would spend hours and hours
Running and jumping around an around in his watery fields
A very fast Turtle he was
We decided to film our little turtle and so we did
The show off would make jokes and acrobats
Turns out he was a real comedian 
(also an expert at cards, especially Go Fish)
To out surprise, an evil man didn’t like our wee turtle
Why he called him a darn little monkey
He said he would shatter our fish bowl
Well he called it a Monkey bowel

Then one day we saw something miraculous
A second gold fish
Turns out he was a she
Happily now my sister and I both had pets
She a wee little pony and me
A great big beautiful black stallion
She name her Pony Grasshopper
So worried she was, that the evil man from far away
Would do great harm to us, Grasshopper and Turtle
She said we should get on our pony and horse
And ride away on the ocean, far away and safe

Then all of a sudden, our neighbors Korean Siamese cat jumped
Right through the window, and right smack into the fish bowl
Poor Turtle and Grasshopper, all over the floor
My sister cried her little heart out that day
From that moment forward, I just could never get myself
To drink Orange crush again

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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Date: 12/29/2014 7:28:00 PM
For me the Orange Crush reference was the icing on the Cake. Some one told me you have a nice Ass, what made you decide on the name Kim??
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Date: 12/29/2014 8:21:00 PM
Well aside from a funny children's story, an Aesop's fable or parody if you will, on the Sony movie the Interview and Kim jong-um the North Korean supremest!!
Date: 12/27/2014 6:38:00 PM
I found this amusing but also touchingly sad Arthur - if you ever get a donkey make sure hes nt wonky like in my poem lol :-) Hugs jan xx
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