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Don'T Be a Silly Donkey This Year

Little donkey
Legs are wonky
He’s been on the beer
Little donkey
He’s gone wonky 
Full of Christmas cheer

Been a long night little donkey
You need to sober up
If he arrives on your doorstep
Be warned that he’s half cut

Little donkey
Eyes gone wonky
He’s had too much beer
If he heads to drive a vehicle
We have much to fear

Any one who drinks and drives …. really is an ass

Jan Allison
20th December 2014

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Lesley Micuda Date: 12/31/2014 11:23:00 AM Love it! Love it! Love it! Great message delivered with a sober sense of great humor! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/31/2014 11:33:00 AM Makes me smile but also makes me sad that people still aren't getting the message - would love it to be used in next year's campaign! Hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 12/23/2014 7:01:00 PM G'day Jan... Enjoyed the flow and rhyme Jan... but more importantly the message. I would like to think your poem was pinned on notice boards everywhere. Regards - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/23/2014 7:03:00 PM Thanks for the lovely comment Lindsay:-) I would be so so proud if our local police force do use it as part of their campaign next year - only got 11 months to wait and find out lol:-) Hugs jan xxx

Brenda Meier-Hans Date: 12/23/2014 2:44:00 PM That would be fantastic Jan. This is adorable. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/23/2014 2:46:00 PM It would be awesome Brenda - no certainty but I would LOVE it to be used:-)

Paul Callus Date: 12/22/2014 5:34:00 PM Very good advice, Jan, especially at this time of the year. Drinking and driving make a wonky combination. May your message be heeded. hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/22/2014 5:56:00 PM I hope it will be Paul:-) Hugs jan xx

M. L. Kiser Date: 12/22/2014 1:31:00 PM I think I'll be observing drivers behind the wheel, whom are headed my way, a lot more than usual now. A good one. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/22/2014 2:39:00 PM Thanks so much for your lovely comments ML - thankfully the police on our little Island are extra vigilant at this time of year but sadly some asses always get 'Court' :-) Hugs Jan xxx

Arlene Smith Date: 12/21/2014 7:00:00 PM You are getting to be a real comedian! LOL!! Love the last line!.... Hugs.. Arlene Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/21/2014 7:03:00 PM I try and write with humour as much as possible Arlene - I have so many issues and so much sadness in my life at the moment and poetry is helping me deal with my emotions:-) hugs jan xxx

Nette Onclaud Date: 12/21/2014 2:53:00 PM timely reminder to stay safe, jan... impressive use of language.. huggs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/21/2014 2:55:00 PM Thanks Nette:-) Hugs Jan xx

Ralph Sergi Date: 12/21/2014 1:02:00 PM Great message for the holidays, Jan and very humorous. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/21/2014 2:00:00 PM Thanks Ralph I just hope people are sensible and don't drink and drive:-) Hugs jan xx

Richard Lamoureux Date: 12/21/2014 9:17:00 AM Good one, humorous but with a important message. There use to be a commercial about a fellow named Richard who was caught drinking and driving. They ended the commercial with "Don't be a Dick, don't drink and drive". Thanks for reading my orange Crush, I have completed installment 3. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/21/2014 10:30:00 AM I will drop by later Richard - am off to carols by candlelight then back to parents for the third time:-) the poem originally started off and was posted as 2 verses and was humourous but I decided to change it to have an important message at this time of year:-) hugs jan xx

Donna Jones Date: 12/21/2014 9:15:00 AM Well said and great message....have fun and keep...it fun..:-) :-) :-) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/21/2014 10:27:00 AM Thanks Donna:-) Hugs Jan x

Sean Kelly Date: 12/21/2014 2:53:00 AM Wise / witty words , Jan . HeeHaw .. HeeHaw to know better !! Thanks for your kind comments .. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/21/2014 4:29:00 AM Thanks Sean I originally posted the poem with just the first 2 verses but then thought I could make it into a timely seasonal message:-) hugs jan xxx

Arthur Vaso Date: 12/20/2014 10:03:00 PM I dont drink and drive, but hey the rest, finally a poem that is about me!!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/21/2014 4:28:00 AM LOl Arthur there's nothing wrong with being a bit wonky from time to time as long as you don't get behind the wheel of a car:-) hugs Jan xxx

Sandip Goswami Date: 12/20/2014 3:31:00 PM Great personifications. I liked it. Best wishes to you. I wish better tomorrow for the asses...God save them... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2014 3:36:00 PM Thanks Sandip for your lovely comment every year I pray people heed the message but sadly there are always some idiots who dont take the advice the polcie give - they get caught end up in court :-( Hugs jan xxx

Charmaine Chircop Date: 12/20/2014 3:28:00 PM Indeed an ass!! Yesterday a 28 yr old killed a woman..She was walking on the side-walk and was run down by a car..She was 78.Killed there and then,and in a quiet residentisl area.Excellent post..Hi hooo : ) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2014 3:31:00 PM Its so so sad Charmaine - we have 2 deaths in 2 days here but road accidents not necessarily caused by drinking but at this time of year sadly drink driving is far more prevalent:-) Hugs jan xx

Maurice Yvonne Date: 12/20/2014 2:42:00 PM Wow you posted my picture what an honor and I think you got my best side and notice the teeth still that great smile of mine. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2014 3:00:00 PM oops sorry Maurice I remember the day I took that pic and I said we must stop this horseplay and that was it - finito:-( Hugs jan xxx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/20/2014 1:37:00 PM Very good message for this time of year, Jan. They truly are an ass when they drink and drive. GREAT holiday poem from you. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2014 1:51:00 PM Thanks Andrea - i have sent it to the local constabulary see if they can use it in their annual campaign:-) Hugs jan xx

David Meade Date: 12/20/2014 1:14:00 PM Yes, Yes, . . . An ERGENT Plea . . . thank-you for writing and sharing . . . we all need to listen. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2014 1:34:00 PM Sadly every year there are people here who get banned for DD and even worse when tragic accidents occur:-( Hugs jan xx

Maurice Yvonne Date: 12/20/2014 11:54:00 AM Just back to fav this! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2014 12:31:00 PM Have added a pic and changed the title Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2014 12:25:00 PM Aww thanks Maurice what would I do without your friendship and support:-) Hugs jan xxx

Tim Smith Date: 12/20/2014 10:29:00 AM Be safe...plan ahead... Call a cab....hugs Tim Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2014 10:43:00 AM So many idiots don't Tim and there are always tragedies especially at this time of the year:-(

Maurice Yvonne Date: 12/20/2014 10:11:00 AM Merry Christmas Jan, a great important write. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2014 10:42:00 AM I've sent it to the local constabulary hope they can use it in their campaign:-) Hugs Jan x