Best Dong Poems

Ding dong church bells......

When the sun rises in the morning
then the church bells begin to toll in the tower
These church bells are the voice of God
They make people to assemble to sing the Divine praises

Ding dong bell, Ding dong bell
Its a divine sound of a...

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I was going to write a sonnet... 
But the words I speld were rawng
 
So instead I wrote a haiku 
But my syllables were too long
 
So I decided to write a lyric... 
And sing myself a song
  
But I forgot the words while...

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Globally, miners jubilantly jump for joy
Smiles on the faces of every girl and boy
The grins of a newly opened Xmas toy
Thatcher’s dead.

Trade unionists bounce along the street
Music blaring and the tapping of feet
From nurses to Bobbies still on the beat
Thatcher’s dead.

Street parties announced in the...

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Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong
I stood up to put my mask on
Grabbed the bowl of mixed candy
Took one more sip of Brandy
The smallest one was dressed as Tron...

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Campanologist
forgets to let go the rope
His face rings a bell...

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“Ding dong, Avon calling!”, are these ladies around anymore
Way back when in another era, they came knocking at your door
Guess I'm dating myself
But I'm still in good health
Maybe I'll be around when they banish killings and wars

Ya think?


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Five foot nothing, 

Round as a rubber ball and just as bouncy

Known to all and sundry as Nanny “Ding Dong” Bell

Thought the Ding Dong hilarious, recognized a term of affection.

Midwife, child minder, mother confessor

Stalwart in church, cleaner on weekdays, organ player on Sundays

Lender of single...

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They clapped a clock
At noon today.
Some gave applause,
Some yelled "Hooray"
Some others weeped,
They shed a tear,
We no longer
Big Ben will hear.

For four long years
Silence will reign
In Westminster
But there's no pain
Busses will pass
MPs will sleaze
Time will just pass
Like a summer breeze

What will the Beeb
Do 'fore the news
Just...

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Met this gal from Ding Dong, Texas
Had warts all over her bum
I know because she showed me them
I got up and started to run

Her six foot twelve hulk of a brother
Said, "Boy! Best ya sits y'self down!"
I knew I should listen to brother Luke
The meanest...

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Rama-Lamba-Ding-Dong

Its official, officials in Sudan are peeved
The audacity smugglers have got up their sleeve
It’s even been said that they’re losing sleep
Even as they spend their time counting sheep
Sheep are a valued commodity there
Ewes even more, so their numbers are rare
So the smugglers all want to...

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Dinglading dong
What do I want to write now?
I will write about how is your business
What?  What is that?
Your business affair, my friend
Are you keeping it 
Or you just let it go?
Like me
Ahh I don't know
I'll get to it when I get to it
I'll do...

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The chimes are ringing in the hall
I can't really make sense of it all

At the front door I roll to check
Nobody there, oh what the heck

Look under my pillow, sheets, and duvet
Arg...I don't have any time to play

Under the bed I'll take a peek
Crap, now...

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THIS IS A PARODY 





         Ding Dong Bell.
         Nations not feeing well?
         Get shots of endless boosters!
    ...

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Ding Dong

A man sat too close to a gong
Went comatose when it went bong
He dreamt about tarts
Massaging his parts
And woke with a helluva dong...

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There was a small town Nowhere.
It was in a state Somewhere.
In this town lived a family, 
Ding, dong a bell strikes hourly.
A rich family named AtAll.
Ding, dong the bell tower stands tall.

Also in the state Somewhere,
There was a smaller town 
Everywhere.
In this town lived a...

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