Best District Attorney Poems

“Your honor, after consulting with the District Attorney, we have agreed to a plea bargain agreement. The father, mother and sisters of the victim have requested that in lieu of a jail sentence, justice would better be served if my client be ordered to pay...

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I don't look at the judge. I just look at the jury.
I don't look at the defendant or the defendant's attorney,
nor will I look a the prosecution assistant and or district attorney. 
I will listen, not look at anyone giving sworn oath testimony.
As a juror...

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Your Honor, I Object

By Elton Camp

Lawyer Louie caters to a special clientele 
Only those who are rich and guilty as hell
And, in exchange for his exorbitant fee,
Louie will make sure that they’re set free

He will use ever trick, but never go so far
That the ABA...

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Something happened to me a few years ago that was really bizarre.
I was arrested for drinking and driving but I've never owned a car.
I thought that I must have been dreaming, it couldn't possibly be real.
How could I drink and drive when I've never owned...

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Each week, viewers of the television saw
what was an over-dramatization of the practice of law.
His intensive questioning got many to confess.
The guilty would often break down into distress.
Here the lawyer was in front of a judge and jury.
The questioned were under oath with a threat...

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Cape highway, speeding, the radio full blast,
pitch black with only his headlights to flare
on the pavement, it's slick, there's been a light shower,
hazardous drive but he doesn't much care.

He's a loner of sorts and he lives with his mother,
a Man of God, goes to church...

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Their long arm of his law standing about peering at her child
Destitutes public pretender having fully cooperated with the states
Aspiring district attorney this peoples hopeful in future high court justice ?
Divulging as much exculpatory evidence for their mark as they held over cocktails
Choking while accepting...

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Cape highway, speeding, the radio full blast,
pitch black with only his headlights to flare
on the pavement, it's slick, there's been a light shower,
hazardous drive but he doesn't much care.

He's a loner of sorts and he lives with his mother,
a Man of God, goes to church...

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What happened to me was unjust and unfair.
I was framed for murder and I got the chair.
But I was able to return from the grave.
I had my revenge and it was depraved.

I've never been a forgiving person, I always hold a grudge.
First I killed the...

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...inspired by BOTH movies!


Cape highway, speeding, the radio full blast,
pitch black with only his headlights to flare
on the pavement, it's slick, for there's been a light shower,
hazardous drive but he doesn't much care.

He's a loner of sorts and he lives with his mother,
a Man of...

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The many blessings taking classes at Saint Marks Catholic Church safe guarding gods children arch dioceses of Milwaukee raising my granddaughter from walking my pre schooler to our lady of mount Carmel kindergarten St Theresa to first grade holy rosary singing in the choir stewardship...

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The New Waterboarding

The district attorney was seeking
Volunteers for a forensic test
To help in his case of a bad guy
Who he said had drowned his wife Bess
The volunteers had to be female
And stand somewhere round five foot eight
And if they weighed in the 140s
The volunteers then...

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I will not kill the two men who raped you.
What you're asking is something I can't do.
I know that you've been through a terrifying ordeal.
But I won't murder those men for you, I will not kill.
You want me to kill them now that they're out...

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“Dead man walking”, echoed through the halls,
As he passed by others who will join him soon.
He sees the witnesses outside the glass wall,
While he’s seated in the only chair in the room.

Her family sits watching with hatred in their eyes;
Waiting to watch him breathe his...

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Cape highway, speeding, the radio full blast,
pitch black with only his headlights to flare
on the pavement, it's slick, there's been a light shower,
hazardous drive but he doesn't much care.

He's a loner of sorts and he lives with his mother,
a Man of God, goes to church...

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