Best Dis Poems

Pweeze wet me expwain, officer - 
I taught it was dat wascally wabbit agin...
buwwowing under my ewectric fence,
eating up my cawwots. wettece, my bwoccoli
and-and...even my woot-a-beggers!
He's a weal pest...constantwee hawassing me,
destwoying, wandom wooting, wuining my cwop...
din waughing at me! (Dere outta be a waw)

Wha...awwest me?...Dis...

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I sit here twitching, shaking, in a panic
I don’t want to do this again, I hate feeling frantic
Don’t let this happen, don’t let me slip away
Into the darkest depths of my mind, nothing to say

At first these experiences seem inviting
But here there’s no such thing...

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Today when passing my mirror on by
I saw an image that filled me with fright
'Twas mother looking me straight in the eye —
Wrinkles, grey hair (on my face in this light!)

Seeing I'd aged to such a degree,
I then sought to examine further down.
I saw not...

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Yo,

Dis poem is in honor of manic mistresses who war against the fleeting flesh,
Yo, dis poem is honor of schizophrenic Don Quixotes, swingin' at windmills of panic
stricken consciousness,
Yo Dis poem,
Yo Dis poem is honor of maestro's chasin' the muse of the logos made flesh,
In words,...

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The Avon Lady sold her some lipstick in the colour of plum
It was on special offer and she couldn't resist buying some
Then she bought a purple dress to match her purple lips 
The purple pirate is about to find, he's really had his chips
 
He...

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Living within this one body 
is a person able to speak 
but also one who is not 
stammering making one so weak 

Many a disability is plain to see 
but this one is not so clear 
be silent and nobody notices 
thinking you're able not...

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Fate stepped in and dealt us a harsh and cruel blow
when we least expect it!
Up to one year ago, my mother was the great thought and
Solution to anything that stomps us, the stalwart in the family.

Fate laughed at us even after allowing her to remain...

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I am in a relationship  . . .
I live with my dis-ability and me
To look you would not guess
It is a secret I keep very well
    When I told my boyfriend, Henri
       ...

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Silence overwhelms
In open rooms; lonesome words
Cry for a response....

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Watch the multi-tasking drivers talking on the phone.
This is a story of our daily life-style that we overlook and condone.
Recognize the familiar a.m. and p.m. rush-hour cast? 
Could this be you in traffic on the 405 Fwy? Or Sepulveda Pass? 
We’re a self-selected group of...

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We are the most intelligent specie on this fraction of a dot within our universe,
yet our behaviour continues to remain so dis functionally diverse....

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The Chicagoan:

I’ll live in the tropics 
Away from it all.
From troubles so big,
And troubles so small.

I’ll live in Bermuda,
So close to the sea.
My friends and my neighbors 
Will all envy me.

Away from the snowfall
Away from the crowd
I’ll make myself over
I’ll make myself proud.

I can take...

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I am, who I am, and whose I am.
We are people of and who we are.
They are, who they are and whose they are.
From the beginning, of the World’s Destiny.

Yet, God assisted, God directed and God revealed.
Evaluations are in the unseen and seen.
All this was...

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And so that’s it. I don’t  think we’re gonna make it.
It’s getting too hard to just PHukcin take it
I wanna break it, Phukc it up.
You don’t even know, how to fake $hi7
So listen biznitch, you need to go.
Cause time’s a coming, yeah it’s a...

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In the house of commons, in Canada there's a problem' well
Your Damien; yes' he got wordy, and the speaker.?? He got nerdy.?
A word that denotes mis-truth; apparently not there; in use.?
In that place, it is a no no.' I never thought it would be so?
Controversial...

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