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Ewmer Fudd the Easter Gwinch and Dis Weally Buggs Me -

Pweeze wet me expwain, officer - I taught it was dat wascally wabbit agin... buwwowing under my ewectric fence, eating up my cawwots. wettece, my bwoccoli and-and...even my woot-a-beggers! He's a weal pest...constantwee hawassing me, destwoying, wandom wooting, wuining my cwop... din waughing at me! (Dere outta be a waw) Wha...awwest me?...Dis is an outwage! I am a waw-abiding citizen!...Wead me my wights! I demand pwoper mis-wepwesentation! I am going diwectly to your superwior office, pwivate! Bewieve it my fwiend, you will wive to wegwet this... Ow! Must you be so fweekin WUFF?...Dat hoits! I have woomatism you know! Powice bwutality! Po... Aw scwew it...Wes! Wes! I moidered da widdle bum! (Wunning awound dwessed wike dat distwibuting doze siwwie cowoured eggs Embawassing widdle cweature... It's a downwight disgwace I tell you) 2/26/2013

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Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 3/24/2013 12:56:00 PM

Ha , love it Congrats Tim xx

Donna Jones

Date: 3/24/2013 12:50:00 PM

Great win Tim. Congrats...Donna

Carrie Richards

Date: 3/24/2013 8:40:00 AM

Me thinks, perhaps, that you (not unlike my husband/brother/sons) spent too many hours as a kid reading comic books and watching Saturday morning cartoons, while the women folk did the breakfast dishes and rolled their eyes!!!!!!! hahaha.....congrats!

Cecilia Macfarlane

Date: 3/23/2013 1:11:00 PM

Love how you did this Tim....Brilliant! Hugs

Cecilia Macfarlane
Date: 3/23/2013 1:12:00 PM

Big congrats on your win!

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 3/23/2013 12:57:00 PM

Hello Tim, a nice winning poem.... congratulations :-) xox~ PD

Elizabeth Wesley

Date: 3/6/2013 4:11:00 PM

Just hilarious Tim, you managed the accent just right and the conversation was truly a Fudd concoction. A wonderful addition to my faves where it will be reread and enjoyed many times. - Will get a soup mail to you later this eve :) thanks for telling me!

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 2/26/2013 10:06:00 PM

lol Tim, love this... heading to bed already.. Goodnight ,, soupmail...~PD

David Fisher

Date: 2/26/2013 6:41:00 PM

That was well done and wunnie too, eh, eh, eh. It's amazing that it becomes so easy to follow after a few sentences. Good luck in the contest if it is for it.

Donna Jones

Date: 2/26/2013 2:14:00 PM

Silly Tim. Was great fun.....thanks

David Williams

Date: 2/26/2013 11:10:00 AM

Tim, ha ha ha, just excellent, hope the birthday is going well...David

Constance La France

Date: 2/26/2013 7:42:00 AM

Tim, a delightful poem, fun and entertaining, I loved reading it today, constance

Russell Sivey

Date: 2/26/2013 6:37:00 AM

This is perfect, wow this is truly a wonderfully created write my friend! I really enjoyed reading this amazing poem this morning! What a tremendous piece, a delightful poem! I loved what you did with this write, the words being transformed is outstanding, Great Work!!