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Diaper Alert

My God! what's in yond wind yee broke doth burn mine eyes and make me choke. Such bitter breeze such wafting savour assaults mine senses which flee in terror! No sewage pit nor stagnant mire cans't rival thine unholy power. A road dead skunk in a summer's swelter would smell more like a rose most precious flower. What cursed perfume thou villainous rouge doth linger in thine wake be gone and find your mom I say it's her turn for goodness sake!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 1/30/2020 7:15:00 PM
Wow! Very visible!
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Date: 12/20/2019 4:34:00 PM
What a foul treat!!!
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Jean Bush
Date: 12/24/2019 11:13:00 PM
Or the faint of nose!
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Running Wolves
Date: 12/20/2019 5:01:00 PM
Thank you, diaper duty is not for the faint of heart lol
Date: 12/20/2019 2:24:00 PM
Running Wolves: Our latest great grand daughter arrived just Dec. 3rd. I'll pass this along to her dad if you don't mind. Thanks for sharing with all of us on the soup. oldbuck
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Running Wolves
Date: 12/20/2019 5:01:00 PM
Thank you kindly and please do.
Date: 12/20/2019 7:09:00 AM
As a Father who's changed his share of diapers and the nu-forgettable smell is one of the ways I get even as a grandparent. Nicely done.
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Running Wolves
Date: 12/20/2019 7:17:00 AM
Thank you very much
Date: 12/5/2019 10:15:00 PM
Oh, yes, I am so there right now, this one even has an aroma.
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Running Wolves
Date: 12/6/2019 6:54:00 AM
Lol...I'm so greatful those days are done... :-)
Date: 3/21/2017 5:28:00 PM
hahaha, HIlarious, especially the ending. Just loved this, Robert. SEVEN
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Running Wolves
Date: 3/21/2017 5:57:00 PM
Thank you...lol this was inspired by diaper duty.. Thank God those days are over..