Best Dentures Poems

Remember back when you were a kid

Every day was a wonderful adventure

Exciting things to explore and investigate

Do frogs have pearly white dentures

Or why do elephants weigh so much

Weight Watchers might do them some good

What about a nasty old lion's bad temper

Did they not have a...

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I know a very special young girlie
Who's caught me by the short curlys
Known her for years
Much joy and some tears
I'll never stop loving her surely

Promised that I'd love her forever
From the first day knew that I'd never
Betray her not a chance
It's a lifetime dance
This love's...

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Joann was a girl from the Heights,
who loved starting all kinds of fights-
kicked Pam’s butt for fun,
thinking she had won,
Pam liked it then found out Jo bites!

So Pam clamored her eyes in fear,
for her true fierceness didn’t appear-
Jo leaned in to munch,
then Pam threw a...

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gramps gummy-bear-gums
     do his teeth whiten in sun?
each pearl warms his smile

1/16/2018...

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There was a man from Tennessee, 
who claimed had more money than me-
        I thought he had lied,
        opened his mouth wide,
spent more on dental bills than he!



Female- Garnet
Size 10

December 29,...

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Remember back when you were a kid
Every day was a wonderful adventure
Exciting things to explore and investigate
Do frogs have pearly white dentures

Or why do elephants weigh so much
Weight Watchers might do them some good
What about a nasty old lion's bad temper
Did they not have a...

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My neighbour’s little son is so smart
In an assignment on Grandparents, he wrote
“They never seem to hurry,
Any time, can tell a story
Before sleep, they take their teeth and gums out”...

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With Medicaid I got my dentures so bright
To pursue each and every culinary delight
Now with swagger I sway
But DOGE takes them away
Guess it's yogurt for dinner again tonight...

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I'd sit on his lap, content as can be,
until he'd slide those dentures out
and giggle with glee..
My two year old self would reach out
to grab, he'd suck them back in
before I could nab..
With time as I began to age his
talented teeth ceased to amaze.
No longer...

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