Best Delegate Poems

Delegate Math

Mitt won the homeland and the state nearby
Cashed in Ohio knowing twas do or die
But he could not manage a knock out punch
So Tuesday did not ruin any body’s lunch.

Newt worked main street and picked a Georgia peach
It tasted good but to Tampa will...

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Desert Delegate Hunt

Caucus numbers poor for Rick Santorum
Hopes next week will be a better forum.

Disappointing evening for Doctor Paul
Perhaps in Maine he’ll make a larger haul.

No crowds, just the press for angry grandpa Newt
Believes March will be better, needs some loot.

The desert granted a large...

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Yes, we’ve got the message
But what of its passage?
From your factories vapor
That does not foster rapport:
To residents a mission
Cushioning the emission…

I fear rearing stalemate 
And a final waiting bait.
I wonder the smart platform
You’ll set up to quell the storm.
Whom you choose as Delegate
They shall behind...

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I'm going to fail class, 
still I try to answer my classmates trying to resolve the mess.
To give them a sort of bless: 
,,Sorry I didn't answer", while my fingertips left ChatGPT with a press.
The tip of my yellow highlighter I mark: ,,Flächeninhalte", 
now it's...

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