Best Dc Poems

This morning I am glued to my TV,
for something has happened in DC!
I’m scratching my head.
Am I dreaming still in bed?
They are PRAISING the President on NBC!

I turn to CNN. It's all the same again!
From ear to ear Don Lemon wears a grin,
“...the President’s magnanimous...
a...

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The loving people of our fair town needed a vacation one fine day.
I wasn’t about to argue with them, I’ve often felt the same way.
The journey was a family trip, with the entire menagerie along.
The Las Vegas Dragons, took us there, air Dragon was our...

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I took a banana home and peeled him for dinner
When I saw his manhood I knew I was a winner
I call him my miner
my large cruise liner

© 2000...

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DC is
cool air
concrete
and your autumn brown eyes...

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In DC
By Franklin Price
4/6/2015

In DC the House and the Senate
Our confidence they cannot win it
They don't try as they might
They just fuss and they fight
Our country to hell try to send it...

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I took a yellow banana home and split my supper with him
I noticed his bulge and grinned like a sun beam
Before I knew it he had taken off my shirt
And made me his orgasmic dessert

© 2000...

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Can’t seem to unearth any Connection,
On the mound of Black, In the tempest of Blur,
Can you distinguish the sounds of my subterranean Frustration?
Bringing up the rear contact with all living Forms.
              ...

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the last train pulls away

                   all of a sudden i miss everyone...

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When things seem to lose all proportion
And disagreements become the notion
Misunderstandings, (“He said,…she said”)
Differences, righteousness,  (Oh, dread!)
It helps to use some D-C…perhaps a friendly motion
To head off the flack, (as Damage Control)
It may seem absurd, a need to play the role
But, the mediator, the...

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Millie lived up in DC
And flashed her bosom at me.
I said, “That’s a first,
For DC’s the worst
At having transparency.”...

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The Capitol’s a scary place to be.
It’s overrun by noisy, wild-eyed critters.
These hordes are a surreal sight to see,
with actions that give some of us the jitters!

Just thinking of them is so darned depressing.
Their antics recent news reports are stressing.
Compared to them, cicadas are a...

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The Goblin takes his place TQ at the start of the race
Five more goody two shoes line up through sixth place
Pumpkin bombs locked at the ready
To turn these five fools into confetti
The tone in five, four, three, two, one,
Gang green trees it at the start...

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Was a small town girl,
With big city views.
Gained a reputation,
On the front page news.

Met a rich young man,
While serving hors d'oeuvres.
She noticed his smile,
He admired her curves.

She was born dirt-poor,
He topped the A-list.
They slipped out back,
For a moonlight tryst.

A heavy kiss first,
Then the garments dropped.
No...

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He talks to the fish
And they hear his every wish
He swims in their pee
Way out in the sea....

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What is it you have to answer
 But before you ask someone
 You have to know the answer

People call me  ed, Edward, nygma or prince of puzzle
Conclusively it doesn’t matter 
Cause I can make your mind a dimwit crippler 
So you better call me...

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