Best Cruddy Poems
Psychiatric Crack
...A psychologist is a person who decided to spend a lot of money,
To recieve a piece of paper that says they know everything about me.
Sure I'll talk, but they won't listen for anything but a hint,......
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Categories:
cruddy, anger, health, mental illness,
Form:
Couplet
Farmer Mcgillicuddy
...Poor old Farmer McGillicuddy
He’s somewhat of a fuddy-duddy
He plows with an ox
All progress he blocks
No wonder his corn tastes so cruddy......
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Categories:
cruddy, farm, food,
Form:
Limerick
Not Be Another
...Not Be Another
No matter what may be Patriot's Play scheme,
None if it ever would spoil Seahawk's dream
And what appears to me to be amazing
Is having a football that people were hazing.
Wha......
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Categories:
cruddy, baseball, basketball, football,
Form:
Couplet
Trump On a Funny Farm
...Trump On A Funny Farm
Trump's lips do look like Donald Duck
Sad imitating palsied person when he does cluck
Like a cruddy chicken carries on and on
Sure hope pretty soon he will be gone.
Dow......
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Categories:
cruddy, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Bobby, Billy, Belinda, Baby and Me
...Bobby Brown threatened to knock me down
but Billy Blues took off his shoes
and with a barefoot blocked his fist
just as it brandished my wrist,
and even though they fought desperately in ......
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Categories:
cruddy, abuse, hero, love,
Form:
Alliteration
Fries and Burgers
...Feeling kinda cruddy, yup, that's the word
Too many fries, too many burgs
When will I learn I can't handle that stuff
Stomach rebels, starts causing a fuss
Once could eat nails and all kind......
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Categories:
cruddy, food, funny, health,
Form:
Couplet
And That's Ok
...and some days sitting, looking out of the
open door, to the tropical sunlit yard,
feels like being in a Goddam tomb;
but when the long-haired girls walk by
and smile that smile, everything look......
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Categories:
cruddy, beauty, community, life,
Form:
Free verse
Peace and Being Equal
...Peace and Being Equal
Hate either being late or having to wait;
Maybe would be best if we both negotiate;
Give me some of this in exchange for that
And then we all may avoid mortal combat.
W......
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Categories:
cruddy, allegory, analogy, arabic,
Form:
Couplet
The Magic of Song
...She stood motionless in ragged habiliments,
her raven filaments were cruddy and matted,
she was charismatic, but not alluring,
she was inconsiderable ,quite scanty,
her humble abode was t......
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Categories:
cruddy, appreciation, blessing, emotions, hope,
Form:
Free verse
Mince Meat Pie No Lie
...Mince Meat Pie No Lie
Oh great! Found that some guy forgot to stipulate
How he knows people hate to wait or set a date
Important enough and already been accentuated
And, would you believe, dest......
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Categories:
cruddy, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Couplet
Maniac Who Loves Money
...Maniac Who Loved Money
Trump was maniac who loved money;
Acting foolish thinking he was funny;
He went out and had affair on a dare;
All of his supporters are full of despair;
Died when water ......
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Categories:
cruddy, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Guess Who She Is
...Guess Who She Is?
Found her in some smooth flowing shower
Where each morning God gave her the power
To write awesome poems and oh so great
So in her shower she wanted to celebrate.
Soap was ......
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Categories:
cruddy, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Victims of Insurgency
...Half choked by a rising paroxysm of rage, then nisus,
The brittle and mirthless smile on his face were pathetic,
A nonaged;
Amputated and broken with a heart big but beats quiet,
Suddenly, he sig......
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Categories:
cruddy, fear, sorrow,
Form:
Free verse
If Shoelaces Had Faces
...If shoelaces had faces they would get awful muddy,
a walk at the zoo and they’d turn kinda cruddy.
Shoelaces with faces would probly be sad
if they're walked on a lot they might even get mad!
Faces o......
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Categories:
cruddy, childhood, children, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Response To Question About Trump
...Response To Question About Trump
Whole place up I sure hate to stink,
But about Trump what do you think?
Approach holistic;
We went ballistic;
So flush him down hole in kitchen sink.
Trump ......
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Categories:
cruddy, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick