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Best Crony Poems


Jimmie Jim My Piddling Crony
Jimmie Jim my piddling crony was a little toady
     Happened to meet a gaudy king who loved a hot toddy
                 Jimmie’s ass an ace in...

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Categories: crony, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
This Crony
I knew you to be the strict 
one;
or so I thought;
Seeing you I only moved on;
without being taught;
from a distance; 
I felt the attraction;
but in ur presence;
I felt a repulsion;

Strange;
or so it seemed;
with rage;
my questions beamed;
knowing you; 
answered my questions;
learning with you; 
killed my assumptions;

Friend...

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Categories: crony, friend
Form: Free verse
Omicron Aka O My Crony
Whilst Fauci was counting the dead
Trump's face turned from orange to red,
"Dear God!  Can't you see?
They voted for me!
Take those vaccinated instead!"...

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Categories: crony, health,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Another Trump Crony
Another Trump Crony

Seems like must be another Trump crony,
Who always has been a bunch of bologna,
With Ponytail,
Leaving trail,
Or wears horrible hairstyle similar to a Toni.

Jim Horn

Could be Bennett or Martin....

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Categories: crony, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry