Best Creationism Poems

Digital Creationism
(Man 0, God 1)         

Part 1: Binary God
For men it seems God is a binary function
And...

Read more of this work...

The Creationists say and believe it true, 
That God created me and you
In His own perfect form, nothing else would do.

He made us a world,...

Read more of this work...

Creationism wrong? 
Right on; 
Shout loudly about rationality, 
No room for conversation. 

Faith is faith, after all, 
An irrational call; 
Sit in their own stench...

Read more of this work...

Limericks VI - Religion

Pell-Mell for Hell Mel
by Michael R. Burch

There once was a Baptist named Mel
who condemned all non-Christians to hell.
When he stood before God
he...

Read more of this work...

My faith says I must take the Bible at face value,
     swallow it whole.
40 guys wrote it, not one woman in...

Read more of this work...

Man or myth, fact or fiction, a primitive walking legend,
A photo vision of realism, or fraud’s conception of the
Ultimate hoax gone wrong, evolution's unseen experimental
Beast,...

Read more of this work...

Willy Nilly
by Michael R. Burch

for the Demiurge aka Yahweh and Jehovah 

Isn’t it silly, Willy Nilly?
You made the stallion,
you made the filly,
and now they sleep
in...

Read more of this work...

Retook a relationship, 
With an old friend, chip. 

Bought lots of new clothes, 
There weren’t any woes.

Became a vegetarian, 
Not an authoritarian. 

Got back to...

Read more of this work...

What is on your mind today?
A war without repercussion
Or the History of creationism
A birth without the pain or vivid stories
A wedding without the bride or...

Read more of this work...

How many awards has God received?
     Is his name embedded
 on a star on Hollywood Boulevard
  or the Guinness Book...

Read more of this work...

It’s Unfinished Business

Knowing so well that you have the answer, 
To church, Christian theology and beliefs, 
That’s it’s just a mental illness majestic, 
That they’re...

Read more of this work...

If God
is good
half the Bible
is libel.
-Michael R. Burch

*

Willy Nilly
Michael R. Burch

Isn’t it silly, Willy Nilly?
You made the stallion,
you made the filly
and now they sleep
in the...

Read more of this work...

What my kids too often fail to notice,
and what I am guilty of weighing too lightly, 
to avoid timely discernment,
are contrasts in density of opportunity
and...

Read more of this work...

The debate has been raging for centuries.
Where do we come from?
Why are we here?
Where are we going?
Is there a Creator?
We look around and see created...

Read more of this work...

A large bowl, a portion of meat, and a six foot ladle were out one day on a country walk.  Playing with pebbles on...

Read more of this work...