Best Constipate Poems

"I dream of Candy!"

Sweet cakes and peanut butter squares 
A living diabetic's nightmare. --  My heart 
sings to the beat, Under the Neutron Star Crunch
Sweet sugar cookies and peanut butter bars

Taunting whoopers, 
Dancing dum dum's, 
The sweetest silhouette show - in my room
Dreamy, Creamy...

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There once was a lad named Nate
Who in the spelling bee did participate
But the audience did blush
As poor Nate got flush
After failing to spell constipate...

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Fattened and fattened,he became gigantic
His nails so sharp,like the rodents
The belly you may think,a full pregnancy
And the coughing,my father’s son difficult

Years haven’t gone much
Before marrying selfish woman
Who walks shaking clumsily
Like she got another job,yet my brother

Before dad disappeared to nowhere,and mother
Slowly depleting her prowess
My brother...

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Deep inhalation and exhalation
breaths initially activate
relaxation, attributed to stress,
tension, unconscious vectors 
woefully agglomerate
ache'n to gangrenous jackknifing noggin 

dichotomy to alleviate
cognitive clog analogous 
to emotional obstruction
that doth constipate
in an effort to allocate
opportune psychological uplifting

state of emergent euphoria amalgamate
ting in tandem with prescription
medication to leverage mental
quiescence holistically...

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Write some limericks using words below.
Here are some examples that I just created. 
Jim Horn

Bar Stool Had Been Destroyed

Instead of him being a drinking fool, 
Threw bar stool into swimming pool;
Now no longer here,
Or close and near;
Did find destroyed in a fighting duel.

Want You To...

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No matter where I am
I will always be condemn
My heart will bear the blame
Slowly dying due to shame

No matter who helps me bear this pain
My body will continue to strain
My heart bears a knife
Making horrid sounds like a fife

As the world continues day by day
My...

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Traps a victim a night before to give cruelty a baby
drug is his weapon, invades the privacy of a lady.
Its Sunday, a button is instantly pressed to be aware
the shower washes away all sins for him to prepare.
Elegant and eligible, the cologne makes it perfect
in...

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My pregnant psyche labors over words
and somber fetuses embalmed in ink.
A restless scribble knots my burdened nerves
with these encrypted ciphers I can't grasp.
Interpretations drip from severed tongues,
absurd perceptions form a distant mood.

My prying, inquisition probes my mood
with midnight sockets strained on anxious words.
Judicial eyes echo...

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picking dead flowers from grandma's garden
still stuck in the past
i make a wilted wish
i want to halt life and give it a push
i know, however, that i cannot have it both ways
so i count and hide
so i hide and count

picking dead flowers from grandma's garden
still...

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the point of insanity for me is watching you repeat
the stage of gratification for me is waving at you when you escape
diving off of the high dive when you arrive is i as the quiet wayfarer
every stumble is a New Discovery and another Story Beginning
maybe...

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too many people constipate the everlasting
i use the populous of the widened state as a scapegoat
the melancholy wind is my magic carpet rush hour
it is my favorite time of the day to clock out

i think of younger days when all the fruits on every tree...

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There is a tree, gnarled and bony
Leaves on it placed with strong arms
Light escapes it when the sun shines
Through the limbs of each line
I constipate with bowels of soil
Where no life brings truth along
She stands with an awe beyond darkness
Where the crows all beat down...

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frozen in a bag
i can still move, but i am numb
i question the circulation of my blood
my derriere is raw
my stomach stays gurgling
hello, my dear gastroenterologist
charmed to meet you in this altered state of permanence
in this moment, all i can think about is 'once upon...

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I should not have said anything
But I did
And now it is coming back
To kick my petootsie
To eat my heart up
To constipate my liver

I should not have said anything
Why can I not control this mouth?
When she opened I knew
And yet
I let it happen
This is on me....

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Covid

commiserate, conjugate
circumambulate around the 
circumference of the
continent
covertly circulate
in the crevices of 
confederates
cramped, crawling,
crooning in the
cavern of 
Copulates
we concurred
that the crisis
was going to confabulate
Covid closure
clamped and comorbid
into crass and crumpled
consternates
constipate crush
collapse and confiscate
curious conjugates
carelessly canned
into cisterns of
congenial but classless
contaminate.

i cannot continue
to calculate
the cost of our
confusion. 

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