Best Conspiracy Poems
Tom Cunninghams Cunning Marmite Conspiracy - An Ice Cream Gran SpecialIt’s dreadful, a disaster, it’s a terrible calamity
Housewives going frantic for the thing they seek but cannot see
Supermarket workers helping those who shout the most
Try their best to find a jar of spread to spread on toast
But all the angry faces glaring at the empty...
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Categories:
conspiracy, cat, grandmother, hero, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Recipe For a Spreadable Conspiracy TheoryTo make this one easy to spread,
You will need.
At least one high profile celebrity,
Or Politician.
You could substitute any person who is in a high position of trust.
An event organiser,
And a Spin Doctor.
Method,
Remove the high profile brain and wash it thoroughly,
Making sure to remove any...
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Categories:
conspiracy, allusion, art, assonance, cancer,
Form:
Burlesque
Conspiracy TheoryCall me a conspiracy theorist, call me a liar
Cast stones to set my soul on fire
It will not change what I choose to see
I don't consider my brain to be less than thee
I've investigated, researched and done my part
To sort through information from the start
Hoping...
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Categories:
conspiracy, feelings,
Form:
Rhyme
Conspiracy Theory Number 200769Knock on Moonman's door
Gone. No forwarding address.
Left note 'I'll be back.'...
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Categories:
conspiracy, history, nostalgia, space,
Form:
Haiku
Categories:
conspiracy, corruption, humorous, hyperbole, political,
Form:
Senryu
Conspiracy: Who Killed the Easter BunnyA crowded table, all suspended in shock
The sound of the shot dimming to a ‘knock’
Only silence, except for the marching clock
The weapon still smoking; an anonymous glock
WHO KILLED THE EASTER BUNNY?
Loud cries arise from the elongated table,
Jack Frost is shocked, the Tooth Fairy unable
To...
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Categories:
conspiracy, adventure, confusion, dark, death,
Form:
Free verse
Conspiracy TabloidsDragon found a conspiracy tabloid in the Grocery store the other day.
Now. He believed every crazy thing that rag, had to state and to say.
So I told him those things were made up to sell papers, and ‘not real news’.
And he should research every thing,...
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Categories:
conspiracy, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
Conspiracy TheoriesConspiracy Theories
Don’t be naïve do you really believe
That man could walk upon the Moon.
Just theatrical Cold War propaganda,
Do I look like your common buffoon?
Satellite pictures cheap shot trickery,
The Earth that we know is all flat.
Look at the maps both ancient and new
Spherical, we’d fall off...
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Categories:
conspiracy, earth, political, universe,
Form:
Rhyme
Conspiracy of SilenceTo utilize this is our life's
responsibility
For in disguise opposition an
opportunity
This is a chance to prove our
ability
Of what use could be storms
impunity
It cannot create a sail to
celebrity
No fact has the human race
accepted
No law has it established
Unless it can be...
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Categories:
conspiracy, poems
Form:
ABC
ConspiracyStinging sensations dancing across my staring globes.
Unable to blink.
The deep brown of the mud puddle
may reflect my aching heart,
oozing pain,
but I can’t see.
I don’t know.
A lead weight thumping away
longs to be free of its prison.
Why does it feel so heavy?
Why does it seem...
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Categories:
conspiracy, introspection
Form:
Free verse
No WinnerUkraine and Russia, what a dire predicament, an anticipated situation,
Muscles being flexed, by both sides, world jittery expecting confrontation,
A conspiracy theory, answer perhaps to depopulation?
So many hungry and dying in every nation,
With this thought in mind, full steam ahead, no dissuasion!
I am not a conspiracy...
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Categories:
conspiracy, world,
Form:
Rhyme
One Ring To Rule Them AllForged in the pit of despair, the Megacity to dwell.
One Place
to rule them all.
Hell.
Let us come soon to surface in false identity,
Saviours, Creators, with no indemnity.
Pen Pal- Secret Admirers, Watchers watching over-- humanity-like Dire Wolves leaving
crop circle clues of
oracle like the Pied Piper.
We are...
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Categories:
conspiracy, caregiving, engagement, eve, evil,
Form:
Narrative
A Canadian's Letter To Americans: a Thousand Points of Light
A Thousand Points of Light! ! ! ! !
Once a beacon of democracy
A shining light on the hill
The ‘American Dream’
Anyone can ‘make it’
Never more than aspirational
Structurally delusional
Always susceptible to its
Achilles heel of secessionism
Some of its best assassinated
Or by monied politics...
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Categories:
conspiracy, conflict, corruption, leadership, power,
Form:
Free verse
Georges Scoriety BashPicture this..? Seedy joint.'mediocre comedy one Kiev night.
Hunky billionaire bored and sour, joins his guests Uneventful hour.?
A pan faced man is on the stage, mocking life with inward rage.
George faintly get the vibe, listens more to invective and diatribe
Pulling on Havanna cigar, despite no...
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Categories:
conspiracy, addiction,
Form:
Rhyme
A Plague of Grackles'News' may simply be
an acronym,
North, East, West, South,
Space-time continuum
Headlines capture minds—
Imagine the water cooler buzz
if the front-page news was:
"A Plague of Grackles!"
"A Murder of Crows!"
"A Conspiracy of Ravens"
"A Parliament of Owls"
Bird's-eye views of
All that's news!
...
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Categories:
conspiracy, bird, humorous,
Form:
Free verse