Recipe For a Spreadable Conspiracy Theory

To make this one easy to spread, You will need. At least one high profile celebrity, Or Politician. You could substitute any person who is in a high position of trust. An event organiser, And a Spin Doctor. Method, Remove the high profile brain and wash it thoroughly, Making sure to remove any family ties, And burning them, So they can not grow back. Once the brain is back in place, You are ready to introduce the spin Doctor to the mix, No skimping on Quality here, If you want some grains of truth still left on the newly washed brain. When you are satisfied the spin Doctor, Has got the theory to a spreadable consistency, Then it is time to entrust it to your event organiser. The beauty of this recipe apart from the fact, That no one wants to claim copyright on it, Is that it can be made to fit any theory, With little change of ingredients. Good luck and remember I didn't give you the recipe.